150 Best Weather Jokes and Puns That Will Reign Down Laughter

Is the weather outside frightful? Don’t let it get you down! We’ve got the perfect forecast: sunny skies filled with laughter! Prepare for a downpour of hilarious weather jokes and puns that are guaranteed to brighten even the stormiest day.

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Get ready to laugh your clouds away with our collection of the best weather jokes and puns! From breezy one-liners to torrential tales of humor, we’ve got something for everyone.

Best Weather Jokes and Puns That Will Reign Down Laughter

• I tried to explain atmospheric pressure to my kids, but it just went over their heads.
• What do you call a snowman in July? Puddle.
• I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! (Relates to atmospheric science).
• Why did the weather forecaster bring a ladder? Because she heard the dew point was really high!
• “Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head”… because I forgot my umbrella again. I have a 0% chance of remembering it tomorrow too.
• I told my husband that I wanted him to buy me something expensive. He bought me a weather station. He said, “Now you can watch the temperature drop.”
• I’m no meteorologist, but I can tell you one thing: it’s raining cats and dogs… and I just stepped in a poodle.
• What do you call a dinosaur that’s been struck by lightning? A megasore-ass.
• A tornado went through a chicken farm… it was a poultrygeist!
• My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So I hugged a cumulonimbus cloud and got struck by lightning.
• I just saw a weather report that said there’s a 90% chance of sunshine tomorrow. I’m still bringing an umbrella. I trust no one.
• Why was the hurricane so bad at poker? Because it kept bluffing!
• I’m starting a band called “The Barometric Pressures.” We either go up, or we go down.
• Saw two raindrops racing down a window. The one that won was clear.
• I’m snowed under at work. Guess I’ll just have to *flake* out of here early!

Cloudy With a Chance of Hilarious Weather Jokes

Need a forecast of laughter? “Cloudy With a Chance of Hilarious Weather Jokes” is your sunny disposition in book form! Packed with puns drier than the Sahara and jokes wetter than a monsoon, it’s the perfect companion for weathering any storm. Get ready for a deluge of chuckles that’ll brighten…

• Storm cloud’s dating profile: Seeking someone who enjoys dramatic entrances, moody days, and doesn’t mind a little emotional baggage.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner atmosphere: It’s been a real pressure to conform.
• Why did the weather reporter bring a ladder to the cloud convention?: He heard the forecast was high.
• I tried to start a business selling bottled clouds, but it was just a mist opportunity.
• What do you call a cloud that’s a smooth criminal?: A con-densation artist.
• I’m starting a book club for meteorologists: It’s called “Cloud Nine Bookworms.”
• Why did the storm get a parking ticket?: It left its thunder in a no-parking zone.
• I accidentally built a house on a cloud: Now I have to pay sky-high rent.
• What do you call a cloud that’s always running late?: A tardy typhoon.
• I told my friend a joke about the fog, but it was too dense to understand.
• Sign in a weather station: “Caution: May spontaneously burst into weather-related puns.”
• My weather app is so unreliable, it’s a real atmospheric farce.
• Image: A picture of a cloud wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt. Caption: “Vacation mode: ready to cloud surf!”
• I tried to make a smoothie with a rainbow, but it was too spectrum-tacular to blend.
• Why did the hurricane get a job as a sports commentator?: It knew how to give a play-by-play breakdown of every wind gust.

The Forecast Calls For Puns: Weather Humor to Brighten Your Day

Need a break from gloomy weather? “The Forecast Calls For Puns” is your sunshine in book form! This collection serves up a storm of weather-related jokes and puns, guaranteed to brighten even the cloudiest day. From breezy one-liners to torrential downpours of wordplay, it’s the perfect antidote to meteorological melancholy.

• I tried to build a weather-themed dating app, but it was hard to find matches; everyone was already taken for *granite*.
• What do you call a storm cloud that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-bargainer.
• That storm is so intelligent, it’s practically ovary-achieving.
• Two clouds are dating: It’s a volatile relationship; they make a powerful pair.
• Image: A picture of a lightning bolt wearing sunglasses with the caption: “Just shocking the world with my style.”
• Why did the weather reporter get a ladder to the breeze convention?: He heard the atmosphere was high!
• What’s a hurricane’s favorite board game?: Twister!
• Why did the sun blush during sunrise?: It saw the horizon stripping.
• I tried to make a suit out of storm clouds, but it kept raining on my parade.
• What do you call a breeze that’s a smooth criminal?: A con-air artist.
• Image: A picture of a tornado wearing a tiny lab coat and holding a beaker, with the caption: “Just gust-ing for the perfect experiment!”
• Why did the weather forecaster bring a ladder to the storm?: He heard the pressure was going to be high.
• Two storm clouds met. One says, “Are you feeling down?” The other replies, “Yeah, I’m going through a bit of a drizzle.”
• What do you call a breeze that’s always running late?: A tardy gust of wind.
• That storm was a *Shock of the Lightning* to my ears.

Rain or Shine: Unpredictably Funny Weather Jokes

Need a break from gloomy forecasts? “Rain or Shine: Unpredictably Funny Weather Jokes” is your sunshine on a cloudy day. This collection brings together the best (and worst, in a good way!) weather puns and jokes. Prepare for a downpour of laughter, because even if the weather’s unpredictable, these jokes…

• Two raindrops are racing down a window, and one yells to the other, “I’m falling behind!”
• “I’m afraid to go outside,” said the sun, “I heard there was a hail storm!”
• Meteorologist’s dating profile: Seeking someone who enjoys atmospheric conditions, long walks in the rain, and doesn’t mind a little bit of moodiness.
• I tried to make a suit out of clouds: It was a real sky-high fashion disaster.
• What did the snowflake say to the thermometer?: “I’ve got a chill feeling about this.”
• Why did the weather reporter bring a ladder to the cloud convention?: He heard the atmosphere was high!
• Why did the lightning bolt get a job as a streamer?: It had a shocking amount of energy.
• I’m starting a new support group for people with weather-related anxiety: It’s called “Clear Skies Ahead.”
• What do you call a tornado that’s also a skilled musician?: A twister of tunes.
• Two clouds were chatting. One said, “I’m feeling a bit down today.” The other replied, “Don’t worry, we’ll weather through it together.”
• I tried to write a song about a hurricane, but it was too hard to find a catchy hook.
• What’s a valley girl’s favorite type of weather?: “Like, OMG, a sun shower is totally fetch!”
• The thunder and lightning couple eloped. It was a shocking affair, but every flash was a photo op.
• Why did the sun get a ticket? For indecent exposure; it wasn’t wearing any UV protection!
• Image: A picture of a cloud wearing a graduation cap and gown, with the caption: “Finally finished my four-year cloud-ege degree!”

Snow Joke: Winter Weather Puns That Will Melt Your Heart

Feeling frosty? Warm up with “Snow Joke,” the chillingly funny addition to “Weather Jokes and Puns”! This book is packed with winter-themed puns so good, they’re snow laughing matter. From blizzard-ly bad jokes to frosty-the-snowman-approved humor, get ready to thaw out your funny bone and embrace the season with a…

• What do you call a snowplow with anxiety?: A nervous scraper.
• I tried to make a snowman out of sourdough, but it kept melting: It was a real bread-down.
• Why did the ski instructor get a job as a streamer?: He wanted to share his snow-how with the world!
• What do you call a snowstorm who’s always running late?: A tardy blizzard.
• A snowdrift walks into a therapist’s office: “I feel so uprooted.”
• Image: A picture of a snow globe with a tiny therapist inside, with the caption “So, tell me about your confined space issues”.
• Heard about the snowstorm that started a poker game?: It was a high-stakes bluff-fest.
• Why did the snow file for divorce?: Irreconcilable ice-ferences.
• Did you hear about the glacier who became a minimalist?: It got rid of all its extra *drift*.
• What do you call a snowman who tells jokes?: A snow-madian.
• Two snowflakes got into a fight: It was a real flurry of punches, they smoothed things over.
• I’m starting a snow-themed dating app, but it’s hard to find matches: Everyone is already taken for *granite*.
• I tried to make a sandwich with snow, but it was too cold: It was a real ice-olation.
• What do you call a lazy icicle?: A slope-er.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner snowdrift: Be calm, serene, and embrace the stillness of winter.

Severe Weather Puns: Brace Yourself for Laughter

Ready to weather the storm of hilarity? “Severe Weather Puns: Brace Yourself for Laughter” is your guide to finding humor in the face of, well, severe weather! From tornado twisters to blizzard zingers, this collection promises to break the ice and rain down jokes that’ll leave you feeling sunny, even…

• Why did the tornado get a job in the circus: It was a natural at spinning things around!
• Lightning’s dating profile: Seeking someone electrifying, who enjoys spontaneous sparks and doesn’t mind a little bit of shock value.
• I tried to make a soup out of hail stones: It was a bit icy.
• What do you call a tornado that’s a know-it-all: A twister of knowledge.
• A snowdrift’s life motto: “Embrace the chill, and don’t let anyone snow on your parade.”
• Why did the hurricane take a break from the ocean?: It needed some time to unwind.
• I tried to start a blizzard-themed clothing line, but it was too cold: It was a real ice-olation.
• What do you call a flood that’s a skilled negotiator: A water-tight dealer.
• Did you hear about the heatwave that became a therapist?: It helped people work through their hot-button issues.
• I tried to build a house out of hailstones, but it kept falling apart: It was a real ice-olation.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a job as a motivational speaker?: It inspired people to strike out and pursue their goals.
• What do you call a tornado that’s always running late?: A tardy twister.
• A heatwave walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The heatwave replies, “Well, that’s just uncalled for, I’m a paying customer!”
• What do you call a blizzard that’s a skilled detective?: A cold case investigator.
• Image: A tornado wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, with the caption: “Vacation mode: ready to twirl on the beach!”

From Sunny to Silly: A Spectrum of Weather Jokes

Dive into “Weather Jokes and Puns” and explore the hilarious spectrum in “From Sunny to Silly.” This section promises a forecast of laughter, moving from bright, pun-filled sunshine jokes to delightfully absurd weather-related humor. Expect a downpour of giggles as you navigate the ever-changing climate of comedy, guaranteeing a forecast…

• Image: A picture of a rain cloud wearing a tiny lab coat and holding a beaker, with the caption: “Just cloud-ducting some atmospheric research!”
• The fog was so thick today, I accidentally walked into a sourdough starter. It was a culture shock.
• Why did the Doppler radar get a job as a financial advisor?: It was great at predicting shifts in the market.
• Two weather fronts met on a dating app. Turns out, they were a perfect match; they created a real connection-vection.
• I tried to make a sandwich using the San Francisco fog, but it was too mist-erable.
• What do you call a weatherman who’s always running late?: A delayed fore-caster.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a job as a sports commentator?: It knew how to give a shocking analysis of every play.
• I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the weatherman: “It’s a high-pressure operation.”
• Karl the Fog’s dating profile: Seeking someone who appreciates a slow burn, enjoys long walks in atmospheric conditions, and doesn’t mind a bit of mystery.
• Did you hear about the hurricane that started a streaming channel?: It was a real cat 5 content creator.
• What do you call a rainy day in San Francisco?: Tuesday.
• Image: A picture of a thermometer with the caption: “Feeling a bit under the weather.”
• What’s a meteorologist’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good drop.
• I saw a tornado wearing a pair of sunglasses. It was definitely a twister of fate.
• Why did the weather forecaster get a standing ovation?: He always delivered a brilliant forecast!

Don’t Like the Weather? Tell a Weather Pun!

Feeling a little under the weather? “Weather Jokes and Puns” offers a sunny escape! This collection proves that even when the forecast is gloomy, humor can shine through. “Don’t Like the Weather? Tell a Weather Pun!” is a featured section, guaranteed to break the ice and bring a smile, no…

• I tried to start a cloud-themed dating app, but it was hard to find matches… everyone kept drifting away.
• Why did the meteorologist bring a deck of cards to the storm?: He heard there was a high chance of precipitation!
• That cumulonimbus is so fertile, it’s practically ovary-achieving.
• What do you call a nervous raindrop?: A high-strung droplet.
• Image: A picture of a very small cloud next to a sign that says “Sorry for the short notice.”
• Why did the hurricane get a job as a therapist?: It was great at helping people release their pent-up emotions, with a lot of wind.
• Two snowflakes are having a conversation: One says, “I’m feeling a little flakey today.”
• What do you call a breeze that’s a skilled musician?: An air-monic artist.
• I asked a storm cloud for dating advice: It told me to be volatile and make a big entrance.
• Why did the fog get a job as a librarian?: It loved to shelve books and whisper “shush” to noisy patrons in the *atmosphere* section.
• What do you call a storm that’s a smooth criminal?: A con-vection current.
• I told my wife I was going to start a snow-themed business: She said, “Sounds like you’re branching out into new territory…slowly!”
• Why did the lightning bolt get a promotion at work?: It was outstanding in its field.
• Image: A picture of a thermometer with the caption: “Feeling a bit under the weather.”
• What do you call a tornado that’s a know-it-all?: A twister of knowledge.

Weather Jokes Around the World: Global Giggles

“Weather Jokes Around the World: Global Giggles” explores how humor adapts to different climates! From scorching desert puns to icy tundra wisecracks, this collection showcases the universal appeal of weather-related jokes. Discover how cultures find laughter in their unique meteorological experiences, proving that a good forecast of humor is always…

• If the weather forecast is rain, does that mean the plants get free drinks?
• I tried to start a weather-themed rock band, but it was hard to find musicians who could handle the heavy metal showers.
• Image: A picture of a sun wearing sunglasses with the caption: “Keeping it cool, one solar flare at a time.”
• Why did the cloud get detention? For creating too much-atmosphere in class!
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-broker.
• Meteorologist’s dating profile: Seeking someone who enjoys atmospheric conditions, long walks in the rain, and doesn’t mind a little bit of moodiness.
• Two weather fronts met on a dating app: Turns out, they were a perfect match; they created a real connection-vection.
• I told my wife I was going to start a storm-themed self-help group. She said, “Sounds like you’re branching out into new territory with a high chance of rain!”
• What do you call a sun that’s a skilled detective?: A ray-dar expert.
• Why did the weatherman bring a ladder to the beach?: He wanted to catch the high tide!
• What do you call a tornado that’s always right?: A correct-cyclone.
• I’m writing a book about storms; It’s going to be a real page-turner, full of twists and gales.
• Storm cloud’s dating profile: Seeking someone who enjoys dramatic entrances, long moody days, and doesn’t mind a little bit of thunder.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a job as a streamer?: It had a shocking amount of energy.
• That rain cloud is so fertile, it’s practically ovary-achieving.