150 Best Storm Jokes and Puns That Will Absolutely Rain on Your Parade

Ready to weather the storm with a smile? Even when the skies are gray, a good laugh can brighten your day. Get ready to be thunderstruck by our collection of hilarious storm jokes and puns!

We’ve gathered the best knee-slappers, from lightning-fast one-liners to wind-powered wordplay.

Prepare for some serious pun-ishment! These storm-themed jokes are guaranteed to rain down laughter.

Best Storm Jokes and Puns That Will Absolutely Rain on Your Parade

• What do you call a forgetful storm? An am-nesia.
• I tried to make a hurricane-themed cocktail, but it was a total twister.
• Why did the weather reporter bring a ladder to the storm? He heard the pressure was going to be high.
• I’m reading a book about storms. It has a lot of plot twisters.
• A storm cloud walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The cloud replies, “Okay, I’ll just rain on your parade then.”
• I’m not saying the storm was bad, but my umbrella filed for divorce.
• What’s a storm’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
• I saw a group of clouds break-dancing during the storm. It was a cloud nine performance.
• My therapist told me to embrace the storm within. Now I’m just really moody and occasionally rain on people.
• Why did the lightning bolt get detention? For striking out repeatedly.
• I told my wife a joke about a tornado. She wasn’t amused, but I thought it was whirl-wind of fun.
• A hurricane and a tornado had a baby. It grew up to be a bit of a whirlwind of emotions.
• My house got hit by lightning, but it’s okay. It gave me a new perspective on current events.
• What do you call a storm that’s also a thief? A high-wind robber.
• I tried to build a house out of storm clouds, but it fell through. Turns out they weren’t very grounded.

Storm Jokes and Puns: Weather You Like Them or Not

Ready to weather a torrent of humor? “Storm Jokes and Puns: Weather You Like Them or Not” is your guide to navigating the funny side of severe weather! From clever lightning quips to hurricane-force puns, this collection promises a deluge of laughs. Some jokes might be a bit breezy, but…

• Why did the hurricane get a job as a streamer?: It was great at creating a high-pressure viewing experience.
• What do you call a storm cloud that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-bargainer.
• I tried to make a suit out of storm clouds, but it kept raining on my parade.
• Two raindrops meet in the sky. One says, “I’m feeling a bit down today.” The other replies, “Cheer up, we’re about to make a splash!”
• Did you hear about the storm that started a rock band?: It had killer thunder-riffs.
• Why did the weather forecaster bring a ladder to the storm?: He heard the atmosphere was high.
• I tried to make a geyser-themed self-help group, but it was too explosive for some people.
• Image: A picture of a lightning bolt wearing sunglasses with the caption: “Just shocking the world with my style.”
• Two clouds meet in the sky. One says, “Are you feeling down?” The other replies, “Yeah, I’m going through a bit of a drizzle.”
• I’m always storming up new ideas.
• I tried to explain thunderstorms to a valley girl. She was like, “OMG, is that, like, when the sky is totally having a meltdown?”
• Why did the hurricane get a ticket?: It was speeding and didn’t obey the traffic typhoon.
• What do you call a storm that’s a smooth criminal?: A cloud nine offender.
• I saw a dust devil wearing a tiny lab coat and holding a beaker, with the caption: Just gust-ing for the perfect experiment!
• “I’m starting a business that sells bluffs,” says the weatherman: “It’s a house of cards.”

Storm Puns: A Thunderous Collection of Wordplay

Dive into “Storm Puns: A Thunderous Collection of Wordplay” for a whirlwind of hilarious storm jokes and puns! This book is sure to electrify your funny bone with clever wordplay about lightning, thunder, and everything stormy. Prepare for a deluge of laughter and a forecast of fun! It’s absolutely storm-believable!

• I tried to write a song about a hurricane: but it was too hard to find a catchy hook.
• Those storm clouds are so fertile, they’re practically ovary-achieving.
• What do you call a storm that’s always late?: A tardy typhoon.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner storm: Now I just go around ruining everyone’s picnics.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a job as an electrician?: It was great at providing a shocking experience.
• I’m reading a book about storms: The plot is full of twists and turns.
• What do you call a storm that’s a smooth criminal?: A con-vection storm.
• Two storm clouds are dating: It’s a volatile relationship, they make a powerful pair.
• A storm cloud walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia: The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
• I’m not saying my storm jokes are bad, but they’re definitely precipitous.
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-bargainer.
• “I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the weatherman: “It’s a house of cards.”
• What do you call a storm that’s always getting into trouble?: A mis-storm-eanor.
• Image: A picture of a storm cloud looking stressed with the caption: “When you realize you’re about to be struck by lightning.”
• What did the hurricane say to the sailboat?: “It’s been swell knowing you.”

Storm Jokes: Riding Out the Laughter

“Storm Jokes: Riding Out the Laughter” explores the surprisingly sunny side of severe weather. When the skies darken and the wind howls, humor can be a lifeline. This collection proves that even amidst thunderous chaos, there’s always room for a well-placed pun or a lighthearted observation to weather the storm…

• What did the cumulonimbus say to the jet plane?: “Prepare for turbulence; I’m about to rain on your parade!”
• Why did the lightning bolt go to therapy?: It was struggling with impulse control and shocking behavior.
• I tried to start a business selling tiny umbrellas for ants during thunderstorms: It was a small-scale operation, but I was hoping to make it rain.
• Storm cloud’s dating profile: Seeking someone who enjoys dramatic entrances, long, moody days, and doesn’t mind a little bit of thunder.
• Why did the hurricane get a job as a sports commentator?: It knew how to give a play-by-play breakdown of every wind gust and rainfall intensity.
• That storm is so smart, it’s practically ovary-achieving.
• Image: A picture of a raindrop with a tiny umbrella and suitcase, captioned: “Off to see the world, one drop at a time.”
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Snow.” “Snow who?” “Snow use crying over spilled milk; let’s just build a snowman!”
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner storm: Be powerful, unpredictable, and let it all out.
• I tried to make a suit out of storm clouds, but it kept raining on my parade.
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-broker.
• Why did the storm cloud get a ticket?: For speeding and reckless wind blowing.
• Two storm clouds are dating: It’s a volatile relationship, they make a powerful pair.
• I’m not saying my jokes are bad, but they’re definitely precipitous.
• Liam Gallagher’s favorite type of storm? *Supersonic* thunderstorms, they’re a real blast.

Funny Storm Jokes: Finding Humor in the Tempest

“Funny Storm Jokes: Finding Humor in the Tempest” explores the surprisingly sunny side of severe weather! From witty wordplay about lightning strikes to pun-tastic tales of torrential rain, this section finds the silver lining in every cloud. Discover how a little humor can help you weather even the fiercest storm,…

• Why did the weather reporter start a streaming channel?: They wanted to share their forecast insights and create a stream of weather-related content!
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled detective?: An investi-gale-tor.
• I tried to make a suit out of storm clouds, but it kept raining on my parade.
• A storm cloud walks into a therapist’s office: “I feel so misunderstood.”
• That storm was a *Shock of the Lightning* to my ears.
• Did you hear about the tornado that started a comedy show?: It was a whirlwind of laughs!
• Why did the storm get a job as a wedding planner?: It had a knack for creating dramatic entrances.
• Two storm clouds are dating: It’s a volatile relationship, they make a powerful pair.
• My streaming setup is so chaotic, it’s practically a *Category 5 Castastrophe*.
• “I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the weatherman: “It’s a high-risk operation.”
• What do you call a cloud that’s always running late?: A tardy typhoon.
• Image: A picture of a storm cloud wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, with the caption: “Vacation mode: ready to cloud surf!”
• What did the hurricane say to the sailboat?: “It’s been swell knowing you!”
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-broker.
• “I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the card player. “It’s a house of cards.”

Thunderstorm Jokes: Get Ready to Rumble with Laughter

Looking for a bright spot amidst the stormy weather? “Thunderstorm Jokes: Get Ready to Rumble with Laughter” is your guide to hilarious storm-themed humor! From electrifying puns to jokes that’ll crack you up like lightning, this collection will turn your frown upside down. Prepare for a downpour of giggles –…

• I tried to make a thunderstorm-themed dating app, but it was difficult to find matches; everyone was already taken for granite.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a job as a DJ?: It knew how to drop the bass.
• Two storm clouds were dating: It was a volatile relationship, they made a powerful pair.
• What do you call a thunderstorm that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-bargainer.
• That storm was a *Shock of the Lightning* to my ears.
• I tried to domesticate a thundercloud, but he had too much impulse control and shocking behavior.
• What do you call a storm that’s a smooth criminal?: A con-vection storm.
• I tried to make a suit out of storm clouds, but it kept raining on my parade.
• Storm cloud’s dating profile: Seeking someone who enjoys dramatic entrances, long, moody days, and doesn’t mind a little bit of thunder.
• I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the weatherman: “It’s a high-risk operation.”
• What do you call a storm that’s a smooth criminal?: A cloud nine offender.
• Why did the weather reporter bring a ladder to the breeze convention?: He heard the atmosphere was high!
• I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the card player. “It’s a house of cards.”
• What do you call a storm that’s always late?: A tardy typhoon.
• I tried to make a suit out of hay, but it kept falling apart. It was a real straw-tastrophe.

Storm Humor: Brightening Up a Dark and Stormy Day

Need a little sunshine amidst the downpour? “Storm Humor: Brightening Up a Dark and Stormy Day” explores the surprisingly witty world of storm jokes and puns. Discover how a well-placed pun can turn thunderous gloom into laughter, offering a lighthearted escape when the weather outside is frightful. From lightning-bolt zingers…

• Why did the tornado get a job as a painter: It loved to create swirling masterpieces.
• I tried to get a job as a storm chaser, but I just couldn’t find the right direction.
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled chef?: A convection confectioner.
• Two storm clouds are dating: It’s a volatile relationship, they make a powerful pair.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a ticket?: It was speeding and didn’t obey the traffic typhoon.
• If storm clouds had a dating profile: Seeking someone who enjoys dramatic entrances, long, moody days, and doesn’t mind a little bit of thunder.
• Why did the thundercloud start a band?: It wanted to make some killer riffs.
• What do you call a storm that’s always running late?: A tardy typhoon.
• I’m writing a book about storms; It’s going to be a real *plot twister*.
• Storm jokes are all the rage: You have to weather them.
• Why did the hurricane get a job as a sports commentator?: It knew how to give a play-by-play breakdown of every wind gust and rainfall intensity.
• I tried to take a picture of a storm but it was too edgy.
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-bargainer.
• I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the weatherman: “It’s a high-risk operation.”
• What do you call a storm that’s a smooth criminal?: A cloud nine offender.

Storm Related Jokes: A Forecast of Fun

Weather the storm of boredom with “Storm Related Jokes: A Forecast of Fun”! This collection of storm jokes and puns promises a deluge of laughter. From clever cloud puns to electrifying lightning jokes, you’ll find the perfect quip to brighten even the gloomiest day. Get ready to be swept away…

• I tried to start a storm-themed dating app, but it was hard to find matches… everyone kept blowing me off.
• What do you call a storm cloud that’s a skilled negotiator?: A thunder-bargainer.
• I’m writing a song about storms: It’s sure to be a hit; everyone will say “that’s my jam!”
• Why did the lightning bolt get a job as a DJ?: It knew how to drop the bass.
• Image: A picture of Karl the Fog wearing a lightning bolt tiara, captioned: “Queen of the thunderstorm.”
• “I’m starting a business selling storm clouds,” says the weatherman: “It’s a house of cards.”
• Two storm clouds are dating: It’s a volatile relationship; they make a powerful pair.
• “I’m starting a band with storm clouds,” says the musician. “We’re going to be a high-pressure group!”
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled chef?: A convection confectioner.
• Why did the storm get a job as a wedding planner?: It had a knack for creating dramatic entrances.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner storm: Be powerful, unpredictable, and let it all out.
• Why did the meteorologist bring a ladder to the breeze convention?: He heard the atmosphere was high!
• That storm was a *Shock of the Lightning* to my ears.
• I tried to build a house out of storm clouds, but it fell through. Turns out they weren’t very grounded.
• What do you call a storm that’s also a thief? A high-wind robber.

Hurricane Jokes: Prepare for a Category 5 Laughing Fit

Ready to weather the storm with humor? “Hurricane Jokes: Prepare for a Category 5 Laughing Fit” delivers a deluge of storm-related puns and one-liners, all under the umbrella of “Storm Jokes and Puns.” From breezy quips to torrential tales, get ready to be blown away by the sheer silliness. Just…

• I tried to write a song about a hurricane, but it was too hard to find a catchy hook.
• Why did the hurricane get a job as a streamer?: It was great at creating a high-pressure viewing experience.
• What do you call a hurricane that’s a skilled chef?: A convection confectioner.
• Why did the hurricane get a job as a sports commentator?: It knew how to give a play-by-play breakdown of every wind gust and rainfall intensity.
• I tried to start a business selling storm clouds,” says the weatherman: “It’s a house of cards.”
• What do you call a storm that’s a skilled detective?: An investi-gale-tor.
• Two storm clouds are dating: It’s a volatile relationship; they make a powerful pair.
• I tried to make a suit out of storm clouds, but it kept raining on my parade.
• What do you call a storm that’s always getting into trouble?: A mis-storm-eanor.
• That storm was a *Shock of the Lightning* to my ears.
• Two storm clouds met. One says, “Are you feeling down?” The other replies, “Yeah, I’m going through a bit of a drizzle.”
• I tried to explain thunderstorms to a valley girl: She was like, “OMG, is that, like, when the sky is totally having a meltdown?”
• Why did the lightning bolt get a ticket?: It was speeding and didn’t obey the traffic typhoon.
• Two storms are talking. One says: “I’m feeling a little under the weather.”
• Image: A storm cloud wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, with the caption: “Vacation mode: ready to cloud surf!”