150 Best Moon Jokes and Puns That Are Out of This World Hilarious

Ready to have a *lunar-tic* laugh? We’re over the moon to share the best collection of moon jokes and puns that are guaranteed to brighten your day, even when it’s dark outside!

Prepare for some stellar humor as we delve into the cheesy, crater-filled world of lunar comedy. These moon jokes and puns are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even just enjoying a solo giggle under the moonlight.

So, buckle up and get ready for a hilarious orbit through the best lunar wordplay the internet has to offer!

Best Moon Jokes and Puns That Are Out of This World Hilarious

• I tried to join a moon-landing conspiracy group, but they’re all a bunch of lunar-tics!
• What do you call a moon rock that plays music? A lunar tune!
• Why did the astronaut break up with the moon? He needed more space.
• I told my wife I was going to the moon…she didn’t believe me. I guess I was over the moon to tell her!
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, especially on the moon!
• Two craters are talking on the moon. One says, “Life on Earth? I’m not buying it. It’s just a bunch of moonshine!”
• Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer didn’t have a ladder.
• I’m starting a band called “Lunar Eclipse.” We only play twice a year.
• What’s the moon’s favorite restaurant? A crateria!
• NASA’s new slogan: “We’re over the moon about going back… again!”
• Ever wonder why the moon is so chill? Because it’s always waxing and waning.
• My therapist told me to embrace my dark side, so I mooned him. He didn’t find it very therapeutic.
• I tried to make a moon pie, but it was out of this world! (It exploded).
• Scientists say the moon is made of cheese, but I think it’s just a load of crater-y bologna.
• I ordered a telescope to view the moon, but it arrived broken. Looks like my dreams are now… shattered.

Moon Jokes and Puns: A Lunar Laugh Riot

Ready for a lunar laugh riot? “Moon Jokes and Puns” is your guide to all things punny under the moon’s glow. From cheesy craters to stellar one-liners, this collection will have you over the moon with laughter. Perfect for space enthusiasts and pun-lovers alike, it’s a guaranteed out-of-this-world good time!

• What did the astronaut say to the moon? “I’ll be orbiting you later!”
• Why did the moon get a job as a baker? Because it knew how to make crescent rolls!
• I told my friend a joke about the moon, but it eclipsed them.
• Why did the moon start a band? It had great tunes!
• Image: A picture of a werewolf howling at a disco ball, captioned “Full Moon Fever”.
• Why did the moon go to therapy? It was feeling a little spaced out.
• What do you call a crazy star?: A lunatic.
• Why did the moon get a parking ticket? It was over the moon limit.
• Image: A text message exchange: “Are you made of cheese?” “Why would you ask me that?” “Because you’re looking Gouda tonight.”
• What do you call the moon when it’s sad? Blue moon!
• What’s the moon’s favorite dessert?: Moon pies.
• Why did the sun and moon break up? They couldn’t see eye to eye.
• What’s the moon’s favorite type of music? Moody blues.
• Why did the moon start a streaming channel? It heard the chroma was always on point.
• Image: A picture of the moon wearing sunglasses and a hat, captioned “Just orbiting my business.”

Orbit-ally Funny: Moon Jokes for Astronomy Lovers

Craving lunar laughs? “Orbit-ally Funny” is your guide to moon-centric humor! This book, a stellar addition to the world of moon jokes and puns, delivers craters of chuckles for astronomy enthusiasts. Get ready for moon-umental puns, lunar limericks, and space-tacular one-liners that are sure to eclipse your boredom. It’s truly…

• What did the astronaut say when he landed on the moon? “I need some space.”
• Why was the moon always invited to parties? Because it knew how to light up the night.
• What do you call a moon that’s a smooth criminal?: A lunar crook.
• I tried to write a song about the moon, but it was too cliché: It was all about “moon” and “June.”
• What’s the moon’s favorite restaurant? The Milky Whey.
• I’m over the moon about you.
• What do you call a sad moon? A blue moon.
• I told my wife I wanted to visit the moon. She said, “Don’t go, you’re already over the moon.”
• Why did the sun and moon break up? They couldn’t see eye to eye; their relationship was in different phases.
• What do you call a moon that’s a know-it-all?: A smarty-satellite.
• Image: A picture of the moon wearing sunglasses. Caption: “Just orbiting my business.”
• What’s the moon’s favorite type of music? Moody blues.
• Did you hear about the moon that got a job as a detective?: It was great at solving mysteries in the dark.
• What do you call a crazy star? A lunatic.
• If you were the moon, I’d want to be a satellite orbiting around you.

Full Moon Fever: Puns That Will Drive You Loony

Feeling a bit lunar-tic? Then dive into “Full Moon Fever: Puns That Will Drive You Loony,” a collection orbiting the best of “Moon Jokes and Puns”! Prepare for a celestial comedy show where cheesy moon puns are always in orbit. Get ready to howl with laughter as we explore the…

• I tried to take out a loan to travel to the moon, but the bank said I needed more collateral…it was a real crater-astrophe!
• What do you call a moon rock that’s a smooth criminal?: A lunar con-artist.
• Image: A dating app profile picture of the moon with the caption: “Not a phase, I’m always waxing and waning.”
• Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?: It was too controlling, always orbiting around him.
• What do you call a moon that’s a really good architect?: A stellar designer.
• I’m starting a support group for people who think the moon landing was fake: We call ourselves the “Un-Truth-ers” of the Moon.
• Why did the moon get a job as a therapist?: It was great at helping people with their lunar-tic tendencies.
• What do you call a moon that’s a smooth talker?: A persuasive satellite.
• Image: A picture of the moon with the caption: “Just moon-ing my business.”
• I tried to make a sandwich with moon rocks, but it was too dry.
• What do you call a moon that is always getting into trouble?: A mis-satellite-ous object.
• I saw a moon at the bank yesterday: It was opening a space account.
• Why did the moon get a job as a librarian?: It loved to shelve books and whisper “shush” to noisy patrons in the silent section.
• What do you call a moon that’s a skilled negotiator?: A lunar bargainer.
• Image: Drakeposting meme. Drake looking displeased at “Earth” and approving of “The Moon”.

Crescently Hilarious: Short and Sweet Moon Jokes

Dive into “Crescently Hilarious,” the perfect companion to “Moon Jokes and Puns!” This collection shines with bite-sized lunar laughs, ideal for quick giggles. Forget lengthy setups; these short and sweet jokes deliver instant amusement. Think of it as a lunar snack – a delightful, digestible dose of moon-themed humor that’s…

• What do you call a moon that’s a smooth criminal?: A lunar crook.
• I tried to get a job working on the moon but the pay was astronomical and I didn’t have enough space for my stuff.
• Why is the moon always calm?: Because it knows how to wax and wane.
• Why did the moon start a band?: Because it had great tunes.
• What does the moon order at a restaurant?: Crater tots.
• What’s the moon’s favorite gum?: Orbit.
• Two planets met on a dating app, it was love at first sight, they were over the moon for each other.
• What is it called when the moon is sad?: Blue Moon.
• Why did the sun and moon break up?: They just couldn’t see eye to eye.
• What’s the moon’s favorite fast food?: Lunar burgers.
• You had me at “moon”.
• I tried to make a cheese sandwich with moon rocks, but it was too dry.
• What do you call a moon that’s always running late?: A tardy satellite.
• “I’m over the moon,” said the astronaut, dramatically.
• What do you call a moon that’s a skilled surgeon?: A stellar-gician.

Moonwalk Your Way to Laughter: Jokes Inspired by Pop Culture

Ready for a lunar landing of laughs? “Moonwalk Your Way to Laughter” takes your favorite pop culture moments and gives them a moon-sized makeover. From Star Wars to superheroes, we’ve mined the classics for pun-tastic potential. Get ready for a crater-load of jokes that’ll have you over the moon with…

• I told my friend I was writing a book about the moon landing. He said, “That sounds like a moon-umental task!”
• Why did the astronaut break up with the moon? He needed more space!
• What do you call a group of musical planets?: The solar system band.
• Why was the moon so quiet?: Because it didn’t want to create a *crater* of attention.
• NASA’s new dating app: It’s out of this world!
• I’m not saying I’m obsessed with the moon, but my favorite color is “Lunar White.”
• What do you call a sad lunar vehicle: A blue rover.
• “I’m over the moon,” said the astronaut, dramatically.
• I tried to take a selfie with the moon, but it was too far away. It was a real space cadet moment.
• What’s the moon’s favorite dessert?: Moon pies.
• What do you call a moon that’s also a pirate?: A lunar-tic.
• Meme: A picture of a sad piece of cheese with the caption “When you realize you’re not the real moon.”
• Why did the moon file for divorce?: Irreconcilable orbit-ferences.
• What do you call a moon that’s always running late?: A tardy satellite.
• I told my wife I was going to visit the moon. She didn’t believe me. I guess I was over the moon to tell her!

Dark Side of the Moon Jokes: Edgy and Punny Humor

Venture to the darker side of moon humor! These jokes aren’t for the faint of heart. Expect a bit of cosmic cynicism and puns that are out of this world, but with a sharp, satirical edge. Think Pink Floyd meets stand-up comedy – a lunar landscape painted with shadows and…

• Why did the moon get a job as a bouncer at the club?: It was good at keeping out the dark side.
• I’m starting a lunar-themed dating app, but I’m worried it will only attract crater-y people.
• What did the werewolf say to the moon?: “I only have eyes for you.”
• The moon is a harsh mistress, especially when you’re trying to parallel park under its dim light.
• I tried to write a song about the dark side of the moon, but it was too obscure.
• What does the moon say when it’s feeling down?: “I’m in a dark phase.”
• Why did the astronomer break up with the moon?: He said she was too distant and had a dark side he couldn’t handle.
• Two shadows are talking on the moon. One says, “I’m feeling a little eclipsed today.”
• I’m starting a support group for people who fear the dark side of the moon: We meet in a well-lit room.
• What’s the moon’s favorite type of movie?: Horror, because it’s always in the dark.
• Did you hear about the lunar eclipse? It was a dark day for the sun.
• What does the moon say to the sun during an eclipse?: “I’ve got you covered.”
• Image: A picture of a black hole with the caption: “Me trying to understand the dark side of the moon.”
• I’m afraid to go outside, it might be a *dark side* hail storm.
• What do you call a moon rock that’s always sad?: A blue moon rock.

Harvest Moon Humor: Jokes for Autumn Nights

Need a good chuckle under the autumn moon? “Harvest Moon Humor: Jokes for Autumn Nights” is your go-to guide! Filled with corny harvest puns, moon-related quips, and jokes about pumpkins gone wild, it’s the perfect addition to your collection of “Moon Jokes and Puns.” Get ready for some gourd-geous laughs!

• A scarecrow walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re outstanding in your field!”
• I tried to make a scarecrow-themed dating app, but it was hard to find matches… everyone was too straw-ngely attached to their exes.
• What do you call a pumpkin that’s a smooth criminal?: A con-gourd.
• Why did the scarecrow become a therapist?: He was great at helping people get over their straw-mas.
• What do you call a scarecrow who’s a terrible student?: A straw-ngler.
• I saw a scarecrow at the bank yesterday: It was opening a savings branch.
• Why did the scarecrow get a job as a lifeguard?: It was great at saving hay-drownings.
• What do you call a scarecrow that’s always telling jokes?: A corn-edian.
• Image: A scarecrow wearing a tiny graduation cap and gown. Caption: “Finally finished my four-year field-ucation!”
• I tried to make a scarecrow-themed clothing line, but it was too corny.
• What do you call a scarecrow that’s a skilled surgeon?: A straw-gery expert.
• I saw a scarecrow competing in a marathon yesterday: It was really grinding out the miles.
• Why did the scarecrow get a job as a bartender?: It knew how to mix the best straw-beritas.
• A scarecrow walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia: The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
• That scarecrow is so smart, it’s practically ovary-achieving.

To the Moon and Back: Romantic Moon Puns

Ready to launch your love life with a lunar-themed laugh? “To the Moon and Back: Romantic Moon Puns” is your guide to cheesy (but charming!) jokes perfect for that special someone. Forget the stars, these puns will orbit their heart, guaranteed to make them smile brighter than a full moon….

• If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a whole galaxy.
• You’re the moon to my tides, always pulling me closer.
• I love you more than all the stars in the sky, and that’s a lot of stars.
• Our love is like the moon; it waxes and wanes, but it’s always there.
• You light up my life like the moon in a dark sky.
• I’m over the moon for you.
• My love for you is like the universe: never-ending.
• If I could give you the moon, I would, but for now, here’s this poem.
• I’m not an astronaut, but I’d explore your universe.
• Let’s dance under the moonlight and fall in love all over again.
• If you were the moon, I’d want to be a satellite orbiting around you.
• You’re my sun, my moon, and all my stars.
• Our love is written in the stars, and it’s a beautiful story.
• You’re my North Star, guiding me through the darkest nights.
• I love you to the moon and back… and all the way around again.