150 Best Makeup Jokes and Puns That Will Make You Blush and Laugh

Ready to laugh your mascara off? We’ve got a beauty-ful collection of makeup jokes and puns that are guaranteed to prime your funny bone. Get ready for some serious contour-versy as we blend humor with our favorite beauty routines.

Whether you’re a makeup artist or just love experimenting with a smoky eye, these jokes will give you a reason to smile. So, grab your brushes and prepare for some laugh-out-loud moments with the punniest makeup jokes around!

Best Makeup Jokes and Puns That Will Make You Blush and Laugh

• I told my foundation it needed to work harder. It just couldn’t seem to *cover* its responsibilities.
• Why did the lipstick break up with the lip liner? They just couldn’t see eye-to-eye on drawing the line in their relationship.
• I’m reading a book about makeup techniques. It’s really *eye-opening*.
• My therapist told me to embrace my flaws. So, I put glitter on them.
• What do you call a sad makeup brush? A blusher.
• I tried a new contouring trick, but now I just look like I lost a fight with a bronzer.
• Relationship status: In love with my highlighter. It’s the only thing that brings light to my life.
• Did you hear about the mascara that was always late? It had a tendency to *lash* out at deadlines.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. That’s why I only wear tinted moisturizer.
• Why was the eyeshadow so good at poker? Because it had a great poker face, thanks to its blending skills.
• My makeup skills are like a before-and-after ad. Before coffee, after coffee.
• I’m convinced my beauty blender is just absorbing all my foundation and laughing at me.
• Me trying to do a smoky eye: “I’m just going to blend this a little bit… Oh no.”
• I’m not saying my makeup is expensive, but my face costs more than my rent.
• I need to stop buying makeup, but I also need to stop existing with this bare face. It’s a real dilemma.

Foundation for Laughter: Makeup Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Need a pick-me-up? “Foundation for Laughter” is your secret weapon! This collection of makeup jokes and puns is designed to brighten your day, one blush-worthy giggle at a time. Whether you’re a beauty guru or just appreciate a good pun, prepare for a hilarious blend of cosmetics and comedy. Get…

• I told my blush I was done with it. It said, “Don’t brush me off!”
• Image Macro: Photo of a dog with eyeliner that is only partially done, captioned: “When you try to wing it, but your eyeliner has other plans.”
• Why did the foundation break up with the concealer? Because they couldn’t see eye to eye on their blending techniques!
• My eyeshadow palette and I are in a committed relationship. It’s a real pigment of my imagination.
• What did the mascara say to the eyelash? “I’ve got you covered!”
• My therapist told me to embrace my flaws. So, I started wearing my makeup without a primer.
• I tried to start a highlighter-themed dating app. It was a bright idea, but it didn’t take off.
• Why did the lipstick go to school? To get a better education in color theory!
• Image Macro: A picture of a makeup brush with a thought bubble that says: “I’ve seen things…terrible things.”
• Trying to blend my eyeshadow is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube. It’s frustrating, but the end result is so satisfying.
• I’m so good at applying winged eyeliner; I could perform brain surgery with that precision.
• What do you call it when your contour is on point? A chiseled success.
• My new beauty blender is so smooth, it makes my foundation look airbrushed.
• Image Macro: A picture of a makeup palette with the caption: “My happy place.”
• I’m not addicted to makeup; I’m just on a never-ending quest to find the perfect shade of lipstick.

Eyeliner Puns: Drawing You into a World of Humor

Dive into the captivating world of makeup humor with “Eyeliner Puns: Drawing You into a World of Humor!” This collection showcases the sharpest, most winged eyeliner jokes around. Get ready to laugh until you cry (but hopefully not smudge your liner!) – it’s a guaranteed cat-eye-catching experience that’ll leave you…

• Why did the eyeliner break up with the mascara? It said, “You’re too clumpy and dramatic!”
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together… applying eyeliner.
• My therapist told me to embrace my eyeliner, but I’m afraid it will smudge.
• Relationship status: Just winged my eyeliner and am ready to take on the world… or at least the grocery store.
• I tried to start a band called “Eyeliner on Fleek,” but we couldn’t find a decent venue. Turns out, nobody wanted to see us perform.
• Trying to take a serious photo on Snapchat… app automatically adds eyeliner and a flower crown.
• Did you hear about the eyeliner that was also a detective? A soapy sleuth.
• I deactivated my Facebook account, but now I’m getting targeted ads in real life for eyeliner.
• My new cologne is called “Eau de Eyeliner”; it’s a real conversation starter… for makeup artists.
• Image Macro: A picture of a cat with perfectly winged eyeliner, captioned: “I have better eyeliner than you.”
• My dating app profile says I’m “looking for a meaningful connection,” but what I really mean is I need someone to tell me if my eyeliner is even.
• My ex started dating an eyeliner artist: I guess she wanted someone who could bring home the liner.
• I told my friend tanning was bad for you. He said, “Don’t worry, I’m getting a spray eyeliner. It’s artificially intelligent, so it knows when to stop.”
• My therapist told me to embrace my eyeliner, it’s a “quack-tice”.
• Relationship status: Just bought new eyeliner and am ready to take on the world… as long as I don’t blink.

Blush-Worthy Giggles: Makeup Jokes That Will Make You Smile

Ready for a laugh that’s prettier than a perfectly blended eyeshadow? “Blush-Worthy Giggles” dives into the lighter side of makeup, delivering jokes and puns so clever, they’ll have you smiling wider than a freshly-contoured cheekbone. Get ready to relate, chuckle, and maybe even snort a little foundation out your nose…

• Why did the foundation break up with the concealer? They just couldn’t see eye-to-eye on their blending techniques.
• My mascara is so waterproof, it weathers my tears when I see my bank account balance.
• Relationship status: In a committed relationship with my eyeshadow palette; it always brings color to my life.
• I tried to start a makeup-themed band, but we kept breaking up; turns out, we couldn’t find the right foundation.
• Just got a new lipstick, and I’m red-y to take on the world.
• What’s a makeup artist’s favorite type of car? A convertible, so they can see what looks good in the sun.
• My face is a canvas, and makeup is my art. Today’s masterpiece? A subtle blend of “I haven’t slept in 72 hours” and “I’m trying my best.”
• I’m not saying I’m addicted to makeup, but I just tried to pay for my groceries with a contour palette.
• Did you hear about the mascara that was always late? It had a tendency to lash out at deadlines.
• Image Macro: A picture of a makeup brush with a thought bubble that says: “I’ve seen things…terrible things.”
• Why did the eyeshadow go to school? To get a better education in color theory!
• Relationship status: Currently accepting applications for someone who can appreciate my winged eyeliner skills…and won’t smudge them.
• I tried to do a smoky eye, but all I got was a raccoon impression.
• What do you call a makeup brush that’s a criminal mastermind? A blending bandit!
• I saw a concealer get arrested today, it was a real cover-up.

Lipstick Lines: Kissing You with Makeup Puns

Looking for a laugh and a touch of glam? “Lipstick Lines: Kissing You with Makeup Puns” is your perfect shade! This collection is brimming with hilarious jokes and puns all about makeup. From foundation follies to eyeliner escapades, prepare to blush with amusement. It’s the perfect way to add some…

• Relationship status: Seeking someone to be the ‘lip’ to my ‘stick’, long-lasting and always by my side.
• Why did the lipstick go to school? It wanted to get a better education in color theory!
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together…sharing lipstick.
• Just got a new lipstick and now I’m red-y to take on the world.
• Image Macro: A picture of a tube of lipstick with a thought bubble saying: “I’m not just makeup, I’m a confidence boost in a tube.”
• What do you call a lipstick that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a pout!
• Dating me is like a lipstick, you’ll smear me all over your face.
• My therapist said I need to stop relying on lipstick for self-esteem. I told her it’s not a problem, it’s a solution!
• I tried to write a love song about my lipstick, but I couldn’t find a good rhyme.
• “Just invented a nail polish that smells like pizza! It’s a real slice of heaven for your fingertips.”
• My favorite lipstick is the one that says, “I’m not listening” without me having to say a word.
• A: What’s a lipstick’s favourite board game? B: Rouge-opoly!
• I told my lipstick it looked fly. It said, “I’m trying to have a good *hair* day.”
• I tried to make a urine-based lipstick, but it just wasn’t fuel-efficient… it just didn’t have the right flow.
• My new lipstick is called “Halitosis”; it’s a real conversation starter… or ender.

Concealer Comedy: Hiding the Sadness with Makeup Jokes

“Concealer Comedy” perfectly captures the bittersweet humor in makeup jokes. It’s about using wit and wordplay to mask deeper feelings, like how concealer hides blemishes. These jokes acknowledge the pressure to look perfect while finding the funny side of our insecurities, offering a relatable and surprisingly insightful comedic experience.

• Why did the concealer break up with the foundation? It needed some space to cover its own flaws.
• My bank account is like my under-eye circles: I try to conceal it, but eventually, the truth comes out.
• I asked my concealer if it was judging me. It said, “Don’t worry, I’m a neutral tone.”
• Relationship status: Complicated. I’m in a love-hate relationship with my foundation. It covers my blemishes but also covers my bank account.
• I’m not saying my dark circles are permanent, but they’re starting to develop a frequent flyer program.
• Image Macro: A picture of a tube of concealer with the caption: “My best friend on Mondays (and Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays).”
• I tried to make a joke about concealer, but it just didn’t cover enough ground.
• My therapist told me to embrace my flaws. So, I stopped using concealer and scared small children.
• What’s a concealer’s favorite song? “Hide Away” by Daya.
• Image Macro: A picture of a person wearing a full face of makeup, looking tired, with the caption: “Me trying to convince the world that I’m a functioning adult.”
• My dating profile says I’m open to new experiences… such as using a new concealer that doesn’t crease!
• I’m not saying I’m addicted to makeup, but I just tried to pay my bills with a concealer.
• Why did the concealer get a promotion at work? Because it always covered its tracks.
• I saw a makeup artist get arrested today, it was a real cover-up.
• Image Macro: A picture of a magic wand with the caption: “The only tool more powerful than my credit card”.

Mascara Mayhem: Fluttering with Funny Makeup Puns

Dive into “Mascara Mayhem: Fluttering with Funny Makeup Puns,” a hilarious exploration of makeup humor! Get ready to laugh until you cry (but hopefully not smear your eyeliner!) with puns so good, they’ll have you contouring with glee. From foundation follies to lipstick lunacy, it’s a beauty-ful collection of jokes…

• Why did the mascara break up with the eyeliner? It said, “You’re too dramatic, I need someone who can handle my length!”
• Just invented a mascara that plays music when you bat your eyelashes. It’s a real lash-up.
• My therapist says I need to stop using mascara as a coping mechanism. I told her, “But it makes me feel so much bolder!”
• Why did the mascara go to school? It wanted to get a better education in lash lengthening.
• I was going to make a joke about mascara, but it was too dark, thick, and clumpy.
• My new mascara is so good, it’s giving me an existential crisis. Am I really this beautiful, or is it all just a carefully crafted illusion?
• I’m seeking the mascara that will keep up with my tears.
• I’ve decided to take lash extensions, it was a real eye-opener.
• Image Macro: A picture of raccoon eyes, captioned: “Me trying to remove my mascara after a sad movie.”
• Heard about the mascara that was always late? It had a tendency to lash out at deadlines.
• Why did the mascara apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead and lashes out.
• What do you call mascara that’s also a lawyer? A lash-t resort.
• I tried to be subtle with my mascara, but I ended up looking like a raccoon. Now I’m wanted for indecent exposure… of my lashes.
• My mascara is so powerful, it can make even my most boring days look dramatic.
• Why did the mascara get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field of beauty!

Palette of Punchlines: A Colorful Collection of Makeup Jokes

Need a laugh? Dive into “Palette of Punchlines,” a collection of makeup jokes that’ll have you contouring with joy! This book is a vibrant blend of puns and one-liners, perfect for any beauty enthusiast or anyone who appreciates a clever play on words. Get ready to blush from laughter!

• I’m not saying I’m addicted to makeup, but I just tried to pay my rent with a contour palette.
• Why did the eyebrow pencil break up with the mascara? It said, “You’re always batting your eyes at other guys!”
• What do you call a group of eyeshadows singing in harmony? A pigment-tation.
• Trying to find the perfect foundation shade is like trying to find true love: a long and arduous journey filled with disappointment.
• “I’m not saying I’m a terrible makeup artist, but I just gave myself a nose job with contouring, and it looks nothing like I wanted.”
• Why did the blush get sent to his room? For having a bad att-i-tude.
• My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I stopped wearing makeup. Now everyone thinks I’m sick.
• What do you call a lipstick that’s also a lawyer? A lash-t resort.
• I tried to start a makeup-themed dating app, but it just didn’t blend well with the other services.
• Image Macro: A picture of a makeup brush with the caption: “Me trying to blend my eyeshadow after only 3 hours of sleep.”
• What do you call a group of mascaras who are always causing trouble? A lash mob.
• I’m so good at doing makeup, I should be a hair-stylist.
• If you were a makeup product, you’d be the setting spray: Because you hold everything together.
• The therapist asked the mascara, “Why are you crying?”
• What do you call a lipstick that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a pout!

Beauty Blender Banter: Makeup Jokes That Blend Perfectly

Ready to laugh until your mascara runs? “Beauty Blender Banter” delivers makeup jokes so good, they’re practically airbrushed! From foundation faux pas to eyeshadow shenanigans, this collection blends wit and whimsy, proving that makeup artistry and comedy are a perfect match. Get ready for some serious LOLs with a touch…

• My makeup routine and I are in a committed relationship. It’s a real face-lift.
• My eyeshadow palette has so many colors, I’m starting to think it has more personality than I do.
• What do you call a foundation that’s a secret agent: A cover operative!
• Just launched a new makeup line for clowns. I’m calling it “Apply-a-Face.”
• I’m looking for a man with great brows, does not have to be attached to a face.
• Relationship status: Just had my eyebrows micro-bladed, and am ready to take on the world… one perfectly shaped arch at a time.
• I’m so good at applying makeup, I should be a hair-stylist.
• If you were a makeup product, you’d be bronzer, because you make everything look better.
• Image Macro: A picture of a makeup brush with a thought bubble that says: “I’m not sure what I’m doing here, but I’m here to serve.”
• What do you call a group of mascaras who are always causing trouble: A lash mob.
• Why did the lipstick go to school? It wanted to get a better education in color theory!
• Just saw a concealer get arrested today, it was a real cover-up.
• What do you call a makeup palette that’s a philosopher? A pigment of your imagination.
• I’m not saying I’m addicted to makeup, but I just tried to pay for my groceries with a contour palette.
• Just invented a lipstick that smells like farts: It’s sure to be a real conversation starter.