150 Best Baltimore Ravens Jokes and Memes Guaranteed to Make You Caw

Ready to unleash your inner Flock member and laugh until you caw? Whether you’re celebrating a Ravens victory or need a pick-me-up after a tough game, we’ve got you covered.

Best Baltimore Ravens Jokes and Memes Guaranteed to Make You Caw
Best Baltimore Ravens Jokes and Memes Guaranteed to Make You Caw

Dive into a hilarious collection of Baltimore Ravens jokes and memes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to any fan’s face. From witty takes on Lamar Jackson’s magic to playful jabs at rival teams, prepare for some serious purple humor.

Get ready to share these rib-tickling Ravens-themed jokes and memes with your friends and fellow fans โ€“ because laughter is the best medicine (especially during football season!).

Best Baltimore Ravens Jokes and Memes Guaranteed to Make You Caw

  • Why did the Raven cross the playground? To get to the other slide, of course… and maybe scout for a future wide receiver!
  • Heard the Ravens opened a bakery? Everything is purple, black, and guaranteed to give you that “never give up” energy. They call it “Flacco’s Flour Power!”
  • Baltimore Ravens: Where even the bird is a tough guy.
  • What do you call a Raven that’s also a detective? Edgar Allan Poe-lice!
  • Joe Flacco walking into a bar… orders a water, then wins a Super Bowl MVP trophy that was inexplicably behind the counter.
  • My therapist told me to embrace my inner Raven… so I aggressively pecked at my problems until they went away.
  • Ravens’ strategy meeting: Coach Harbaugh: “Okay, guys, remember our motto!” Team: “CAW! CAW! Let’s tackle ’em raw!”
  • Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says, “Man, it’s getting hot in here!” The other muffin replies, “Holy CRAB CAKES! A talking muffin!” (Baltimore-style surprise.)
  • Why was the football team always cold? Because they were surrounded by a lot of fans! (Ravens fans are legendary)
  • Ravens’ fans: “We’re not superstitious… but we *always* wear purple on game day.”
  • Ravens’ wide receiver drops a pass. Announcer: “He needs to hold onto that ball! It’s slippery like a Chesapeake Bay crab!”
  • Whatโ€™s a Ravens fanโ€™s favorite type of music? Anything with a good BEAT! (Go Ravens!)
  • If the Ravens were a spice, they’d be Old Bay… because they go on everything and are loved by everyone (in Baltimore).
  • Ravens vs. Steelers: It’s not just a game, it’s a blood feud fueled by pierogies and crab cakes.
  • A punter walks into a Ravens training camp. Coach Harbaugh says, “Hey! Youโ€™re looking a little downโ€ฆ I can see it in your face! Chin up, son! Youโ€™ll kick through this!”

Ravens Jokes and Memes: A Purple Reign of Laughter

Need a break from the nail-biting games? Dive into the hilarious world of Baltimore Ravens jokes and memes! “Ravens Jokes and Memes: A Purple Reign of Laughter” celebrates the lighter side of being a fan. From Lamar Jackson’s magic to the infamous “Caw,” find witty observations and shareable content that…

Ravens Jokes and Memes: A Purple Reign of Laughter
Ravens Jokes and Memes: A Purple Reign of Laughter
  • What do you call a Raven that’s also a detective?: A Caw-nundrum solver.
  • If the Ravens were a breakfast food, they’d be scrapple: a unique Baltimore staple that some love and others… tolerate.
  • Two fans are talking: “I’m so excited for the Ravens’ new season!”. The other replies, “Me too! I’ve already stocked up on purple everything…and antacids.”
  • The Ravens’ new offensive strategy: A complex series of hand signals that translate to “Just get the ball to Lamar.”
  • Why did the Raven bring a ladder to the stadium?: He heard the opposing team’s passing game was soaring high and he needed to intercept.
  • What do you call a Ravens player who is also a librarian?: A Book-er McFabulous.
  • The Ravens’ new stadium snack: “The Purple Pride Pretzel” – twisted, salty, and a little bit intense.
  • If the Ravens were a weather pattern, they’d be a sudden thunderstorm: unpredictable, powerful, and leaving opponents soaked.
  • Lamar Jackson’s new superpower: turning potential sacks into highlight-reel runs.
  • What’s a Raven’s favorite dance?: The “Flock Around the End Zone”
  • Image: A fortune cookie reading: “You will soon be surrounded by purple and black… and possibly a Super Bowl trophy.”
  • Image: A raven trying to parallel park a monster truck in downtown Baltimore. Caption: “Ravens’ new special teams coach.”
  • Why did the opposing quarterback bring a map to the Ravens game?: He heard their defense was a maze of pain and suffering.
  • The Ravens’ new stadium feature: A “Caw-Meter” that measures the decibel level of the fans’ cheers and taunts.
  • What do you call a Raven that can do magic tricks?: A Caw-dini.

Baltimore Ravens Jokes: Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore Bored!”

Need a break from the gridiron grind? Dive into the hilarious world of Baltimore Ravens jokes and memes! From purple pride puns to clever takes on our beloved mascot, Poe, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to any Ravens fan’s face. Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore Bored!” when you’ve…

Baltimore Ravens Jokes: Quoth the Raven,
Baltimore Ravens Jokes: Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore Bored!”
  • Why did the opposing quarterback bring a thesaurus to the Ravens game? He heard they had a diverse vocabulary of blitzes.
  • Whatโ€™s a Raven’s favorite kind of car? A Blackbird.
  • Image: Lamar Jackson photoshopped as a superhero, soaring over Baltimore with the caption: “Not all heroes wear capes, some wear purple.”
  • Heard the Ravens’ new offensive play is called “The Purple Haze”: It’s so confusing, even the players don’t know where they’re going.
  • What do you call a Raven who’s a smooth talker? A Charisma-tic Poe.
  • The Ravens’ new training camp activity: Competitive crab cake eating contest… because priorities.
  • Why did the opposing team bring a ladder to the Ravens game?: They heard their passing attack was soaring.
  • Lamar Jacksonโ€™s new endorsement: A GPS app with the catchphrase, “Recalculating… to the end zone.”
  • Image: A fortune cookie that reads, “You will soon be surrounded by purple and black…and possibly a Super Bowl ring.”
  • What’s a Ravens fan’s favorite type of weather?: Cloudy with a chance of interceptions.
  • The Ravens’ new team motto: “Fly High, Defend the Nest, and Always…Caw Loudly.”
  • Image: A chess board, with all the black pieces replaced by Ravens and all the white pieces replaced by Steelers. The caption: “Chess in Baltimore.”
  • What do you call a sad Raven?: Un-bird-lievable.
  • The Ravens’ new stadium snack: “The Purple Pain Killer”… for when the game gets too stressful.
  • Heard the Ravens hired a new wide receiver: He specializes in catching passes…and crab cakes.

Hilarious Memes About the Baltimore Ravens’ Offense: Can They Score a Laugh?

Ravens fans know the pain is real, but sometimes you gotta laugh. The “Hilarious Memes About the Baltimore Ravens’ Offense” section dives deep into the comedic side of their struggles. Can self-deprecating humor heal a frustrated fanbase? Expect Lamar Jackson-themed jokes, offensive line woes, and maybe even a few digs…

Hilarious Memes About the Baltimore Ravens' Offense: Can They Score a Laugh?
Hilarious Memes About the Baltimore Ravens’ Offense: Can They Score a Laugh?
  • What do you call a group of Ravens wide receivers practicing their routes?: A flock block.
  • Image: A whiteboard with elaborate offensive plays drawn out, all leading to Justin Tucker kicking a field goal.
  • Heard the Ravens’ new offensive scheme involves a decoy: It’s a flock of trained pigeons meant to distract the defense.
  • Why did the opposing defense bring a bird feeder to the Ravens’ game?: They heard the Ravens offense was struggling to find the end zone.
  • If the Ravens offense was a dish, it’d be a crab cake: Delicious, but sometimes a little too reliant on the same ingredients.
  • What’s the Ravens’ favorite type of magic trick?: Making the opposing defense disappear… from the highlight reel.
  • Image: A confused opposing coach looking at a whiteboard covered only with the phrase “Lamar… just do something.”
  • Image: A football with a GPS tracker, constantly recalculating a route away from the end zone.
  • Why did the opposing team bring a map to the Ravens game?: They heard the Ravens’ offense was a maze of missed opportunities.
  • Heard the Ravens are changing their offensive playbook to a choose-your-own-adventure: All paths lead to a field goal.
  • Whatโ€™s a Ravens quarterbackโ€™s favorite fairytale?: “The Little Engine That Could… At Least Get Into Field Goal Range.”
  • The Ravens’ new training drill: Learning to high-five Justin Tucker after every offensive possession.
  • Image: A lone raven perched on a football, looking longingly at the end zone in the distance.
  • The Ravens are holding tryouts for wide receivers: Must be able to catch a football… and a crab cake.
  • What do you call a Ravens offensive play that actually works?: A fluke.

Baltimore Ravens vs. Steelers Jokes: The Rivalry’s Funniest Moments

Beyond the bone-crushing hits, the Ravens-Steelers rivalry fuels some hilarious jokes and memes! From jabs about Big Ben to mocking the Ravens’ “bird law,” fans find humor in the intensity. This collection celebrates the funniest moments, proving that even in the heat of battle, laughter is the best (and safest)…

Baltimore Ravens vs. Steelers Jokes: The Rivalry's Funniest Moments
Baltimore Ravens vs. Steelers Jokes: The Rivalry’s Funniest Moments
  • Why did the Steeler bring a coloring book to the Ravens game?: He heard they needed help filling in the gaps in their defense.
  • Whatโ€™s the difference between a Ravens cheerleader and a Steelers cheerleader?: Ravens cheerleaders can actually spell โ€˜Super Bowl.โ€™
  • Heard the Steelers are changing their team motto to “Here We Go…Again…Maybe…Eventually…”
  • Why don’t Steelers fans use emojis?: They can’t figure out how to express disappointment in a picture.
  • What do you call a group of Ravens fans giving the Steelers directions?: Purple haze leading the way.
  • If the Steelers were a dessert, they’d be a black and gold saltine cracker: Bland, predictable, and leaves you thirsty.
  • Why did the Raven get a ticket for reckless driving?: He was trying to escape TJ Watt.
  • Image: a photo of a chess board with the white pieces (Steelers) all huddled together on their own side, while the black pieces (Ravens) are scattered all over the board, but closer to the end zone.
  • What did the Steeler say to the Raven on Valentine’s Day?: Nothing, because they’re sworn enemies.
  • Why did the Raven start a band?: He heard the Steelers’ offense was already a one-man band… and a bad one at that.
  • Steelers are so good this year, they are endorsed by Microsoft: They have all the bugs.
  • Why do Ravens make terrible construction workers?: They can never get things steel-right.
  • Image: A football wearing a purple helmet cackling maniacally, while a Terrible Towel cowers in the corner.
  • Did you hear about the Terrible Towel that went to therapy?: It had issues with black and purple rage.
  • Whatโ€™s a Steeler’s favorite type of tree?: A black olive.

Lamar Jackson Jokes and Memes: So You Think You Can Run?

Think you’re quick-witted enough to poke fun at Lamar Jackson’s dazzling runs? “Lamar Jackson Jokes and Memes: So You Think You Can Run?” dives into the hilarious world of Ravens memes, specifically those celebrating (and sometimes gently mocking) Lamar’s incredible athleticism. From comparisons to video game characters to witty commentary…

Lamar Jackson Jokes and Memes: So You Think You Can Run?
Lamar Jackson Jokes and Memes: So You Think You Can Run?
  • Lamar Jacksonโ€™s new endorsement deal: GPS navigationโ€ฆ because nobody can keep up with his routes.
  • Heard Lamar Jackson is now teaching a class on “Elusive Movement”โ€ฆ the waitlist is longer than the Ravens’ Super Bowl drought.
  • Lamar Jackson’s favorite board game: *Checkers*, because he’s always making the right moves to get to the other side.
  • Lamar Jackson’s new nickname: “The Escape Artist” … Houdini wishes he had those moves.
  • Lamar Jacksonโ€™s favorite type of music?: Anything with a good *run* time.
  • What do you call it when Lamar Jackson scrambles for a first down?: A “Lamaracle”.
  • Lamar Jackson walks into a bank… makes a deposit… then *runs* out with the money… legally, of course.
  • Image: A picture of a confused opposing defender with a thought bubble saying, “Where did he go?”
  • Why did the opposing team bring a map to the Ravens game?: They heard Lamar Jackson was going to take them on a tour of the entire field.
  • Lamar Jackson’s new pre-game ritual: A staring contest with a cheetah.
  • Lamar Jackson’s favorite subject in school: Escape velocity.
  • The Ravens’ new offensive play is called “The Lamarvelous Maze”: It’s so unpredictable, even Lamar doesn’t know where he’s going.
  • Image: A football with a GPS tracker set to “Lamar Jackson’s Location: Unknown”.
  • Lamar Jackson is so fast, he can outrun a penalty flag.
  • Heard Lamar Jackson is now offering personal training sessions: He guarantees you’ll be able to dodge anything… except maybe the franchise tag.

Ravens Super Bowl Jokes: Ringing in the Humor

Even with two Super Bowl rings, the Ravens aren’t immune to a good ribbing! “Ravens Super Bowl Jokes: Ringing in the Humor” explores the playful side of Baltimore’s gridiron glory. From Flacco’s “elite” status to the infamous power outage, we dive into memes and jokes that poke fun at even…

Ravens Super Bowl Jokes: Ringing in the Humor
Ravens Super Bowl Jokes: Ringing in the Humor
  • Heard the Ravens’ new strength training involves carrying the weight of Baltimore’s expectations.
  • What does the opposing team call the Ravens’ playbook?: A murder of crows.
  • The Ravens’ new team building exercise: Competitive crab cracking.
  • Why did the Raven get a parking ticket in Pittsburgh?: It double-parked in front of Heinz Field, squawking about its superior bird.
  • Lamar Jackson’s new endorsement: A rocket company. “Because I always launch deep, and I’m gone.”
  • What do you call a group of Ravens players solving a crime?: The Flock Files.
  • Heard the Ravens’ new stadium snack is called “The Super Bowl Shrimp”: It’s small, but mighty.
  • The Ravens’ new pre-game ritual: Releasing a flock of pigeons with tiny GPS trackers set to the opponent’s endzone.
  • What’s a Ravens fan’s favorite flower?: A purple rose.
  • The Ravens’ new training camp drill: Practicing how to look intimidating while wearing purple.
  • What do you call a Raven who’s a smooth talker?: A Charisma-tic Poe.
  • The Ravens are so good at drafting, they should try drafting a new team.
  • Image: A picture of a chess board, with all the pieces shaped like Ravens and Steelers, locked in a fierce battle. Caption: “Chess in Baltimore.”
  • What did the Raven say when it saw the Steelers’ offense?: “Caw-ful!”
  • Heard the Ravens are changing their team colors to purple and black and gold… to match their rings.

Ravens Flock Memes: Inside Jokes Only True Fans Understand

Ravens Flock memes are a unique language spoken fluently only by true fans. They’re built on years of shared agony, improbable victories, and iconic personalities. From “Caw!” to Lamar’s gravity-defying runs, these inside jokes bind us together. If you don’t get the reference, welcome to the Flockโ€”prepare for a crash…

Ravens Flock Memes: Inside Jokes Only True Fans Understand
Ravens Flock Memes: Inside Jokes Only True Fans Understand
  • The Ravens are starting a new loyalty program: “Suffer with Us and Get a Free Super Bowl XXXV T-Shirt!”
  • Image: A purple Skittle wearing a tiny football helmet. The caption reads: “A Rookie Trying to Survive Training Camp.”
  • Heard the Ravens’ new offensive play is called “The Purple People Eater” – except instead of eating people, they just… run into them.
  • Why did the opposing team bring a ladder to the Ravens game? They heard the team’s defense was soaring to new heights.
  • If the Ravens were a coffee order, they’d be a dark roast with a shot of espresso: Bold, intense, and guaranteed to keep you up all night… nervously watching the fourth quarter.
  • Image: A confused opposing coach looking at a whiteboard covered only with the word “Quoth the Raven, Never More… first downs.”
  • What do you call a Raven who’s also a detective?: An Edgar Allan Poe-lice officer.
  • The Ravens’ new training camp involves learning how to look intimidating while wearing purple… and succeeding.
  • Image: A football wearing a purple and black striped prison uniform. Caption: “Lamar Jackson trying to escape the pocket.”
  • Heard the Ravens are changing their team song to “Baltimore” from The Wire: Because it’s gritty, real, and everyone knows how the story ends.
  • Lamar Jackson is so fast, he can run a quarterback sneak in reverse and still get a first down.
  • Why did the Raven get a parking ticket in Pittsburgh?: It double-parked in front of Heinz Field, squawking about its superior bird.
  • The Ravens’ new team building exercise is a competitive crab cake eating contest. The winner gets to name the next defensive play.
  • Image: A snow globe. Inside, a tiny M&T Bank Stadium with a single, purple-glittering Lombardi Trophy. The caption: “Baltimore Ravens Super Bowl Appearance: Handle with Care, May Cause Extreme Excitement.”
  • What do you call a Raven who’s also a smooth talker?: A Charisma-tic Poe-tential MVP.

Baltimore Ravens Fandom: Where Jokes and Purple Pride Collide

Baltimore Ravens fandom? It’s a beautiful, chaotic blend of unwavering purple pride and self-deprecating humor. We bleed black and purple, but we’re also the first to poke fun at missed field goals and questionable play calls. Our jokes and memes are a testament to that unique bond, a hilarious celebration…

Baltimore Ravens Fandom: Where Jokes and Purple Pride Collide
Baltimore Ravens Fandom: Where Jokes and Purple Pride Collide
  • What does Lamar Jackson order at a coffee shop?: A *Latte* to go!
  • Heard the Ravens are sponsoring a new dating app: “Nevermore Alone” – Find your perfect flock mate.
  • What do you call a group of Ravens in harmony?: A murder of chords.
  • The Ravens are so tough, they floss with barbed wire.
  • Breaking News: The Ravens have partnered with NASA to launch a new satellite: It’s designed to find the end zone from anywhere on the field.
  • If the Ravens opened a zoo, what would they call it?: *Flock*land.
  • Whatโ€™s the Ravens’ favorite type of party?: A *caw*-cus.
  • Why did the opposing quarterback start taking art classes?: He heard the Ravens’ defense was all about applying pressure.
  • Heard the Ravens are changing their team song to “Purple Rain” by Prince: Because it’s iconic and also a weather forecast for game day.
  • What’s a Raven’s favorite type of dessert?: A *pie*-thon.
  • What do you call a group of Ravens players solving a Rubikโ€™s Cube?: A flock of problem solvers.
  • Why did the Raven bring a map to the stadium?: He heard the opposing team’s offense was lost.
  • If the Ravens were a superhero team, their weakness would be: Kryptonite…and a really good tight end.
  • What do you call a group of Ravens players performing a play?: A murder mystery.
  • What’s the Ravens’ team building exercise?: Learning how to handle Old Bay seasoning without getting it in their eyes.

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