150 Best Seattle Seahawks Jokes and Memes Hilarious Fan Edition

Are you ready to laugh so hard you choke on your Skittles? Whether you’re a die-hard 12 or just need a good chuckle, we’ve got you covered!

Get ready to dive into the hilarious world of Seattle Seahawks jokes and memes. From playful jabs at rivals to celebrating epic wins, we’ve curated the best online humor dedicated to our beloved team.

So, buckle up and prepare for a touchdown of laughter! Let the Seattle Seahawks jokes and memes begin!

Best Seattle Seahawks Jokes and Memes Hilarious Fan Edition

• Why did the Seahawk cross the road? To get to the *other* end zone…eventually.
• I’m reading a book about the Seahawks. It’s got so many plot twists, it’s basically a roller coaster!
• What do you call a Seahawks fan who’s always late? Chronically Seahawks.
• Seahawks’ season: A thrilling saga of soaring hopes and heartbreaking interceptions.
• Heard Russell Wilson is starting a bakery. He’s only selling turnovers.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner Seahawk. I’m now extremely loud and occasionally fly into things.
• Why did the Seahawk get a ticket? For falconry.
• A Seahawk walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
• Seattle’s defense is like my Wi-Fi: strong potential, but frequently disconnecting.
• My Seahawks prediction? 50% chance of winning, 50% chance of needing therapy after the game.
• Two atoms are walking down the street. One bumps into the other. The first one says, “I think I lost an electron!” The second one asks, “Are you sure?” The first one replies, “I’m positive! Go Hawks!”
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite type of math? Touchdown counting!
• Seahawks game day: 90% cheering, 10% questioning all my life choices.
• I tried to explain the Seahawks’ strategy to my dog. He just stared at me, then chased his tail. Makes sense.
• Breaking News: Seahawks sign a new kicker. His special ability? Blaming the holder *before* the kick.

Seahawks Jokes and Memes: The 12th Man’s Funny Bone

Dive into the hilarious heart of the 12th Man with “Seahawks Jokes and Memes”! This collection celebrates the Seahawks’ spirit through witty jokes, relatable memes, and playful ribbing of rivals. Perfect for game day laughs or a quick chuckle, it’s a must-read for any true fan looking to connect with…

• Why did the Seahawk refuse to play poker?: Too many bad calls.
• Seahawks new team building exercise: Learning to argue with referees without getting penalized.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite type of coffee?: A strong blend with 12 shots of espresso.
• Image: A fortune cookie with the response: “You will have a moderately successful season, followed by intense speculation about next year.”
• What do you call a Seahawk with a perfect spiral?: A rare bird.
• Heard the Seahawks new defensive strategy is called “the Legion of Boom…erang”: It comes back to bite them in the end.
• Why did the Seahawk bring a ladder to the stadium?: He heard the opposing team’s offense was sky-high.
• Seahawks new stadium snack: “The Almost-a-Comeback Clam Chowder” – It tastes great, but it leaves you with a lingering feeling of disappointment.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite subject in school?: Wing-lish.
• Image: A picture of a 12th Man flag flying in a hurricane. Caption: “Just another Sunday in Seattle.”
• What do you call a Seahawk that can do magic tricks?: A Russell Wilson-usionist.
• Why did the opposing quarterback bring a map to Seattle?: He heard the Seahawks’ defense was a maze of pain.
• The Seahawks’ new alternate uniforms will be a camouflage pattern made of raincoats.
• What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite movie genre?: Suspense, because every game is a nail-biter.
• Image: A football wearing a tiny 12th Man jersey, sitting on a throne made of Skittles.

Seahawks vs. 49ers Jokes: The Rivalry’s Lighter Side

Even amidst the fierce NFC West rivalry, Seahawks and 49ers fans can find common ground: good-natured ribbing! Jokes and memes fly back and forth, poking fun at everything from questionable calls to heartbreaking losses. It’s a playful way to fuel the fire, reminding us that even the most intense rivalries…

• What do you call a 49er who can hold their breath for 10 minutes?: A starting quarterback for the Seahawks!
• Image: A picture of a Seahawk perched on top of the Golden Gate Bridge, refusing to move. Caption: “Seahawks fans claiming San Francisco as their own.”
• Why did the Seahawk bring a map to the 49ers game?: He heard they were lost in the NFC West!
• What’s a Seahawk fan’s favorite type of 49er?: A defeated one.
• I’m convinced the 49ers’ playbook is just a series of drawings of the Lombardi Trophy… they used to have.
• A Seahawk and a 49er are stranded on a desert island. The Seahawk catches fish every day. The 49er only complains that the fish isn’t sourdough.
• What’s the difference between the 49ers and a broken calculator?: You can count on the calculator, and you’re more likely to get a result.
• What do you call a group of 49ers trying to solve a mystery?: The Clueless Clue Crew.
• Heard the 49ers are changing their team song to “I Will Survive”… because they have to keep trying, even after another loss to Seattle.
• What do you call a 49er who’s afraid of heights?: A Fraidy Forty-Niner.
• Why did the Seahawk cross the Bay Bridge?: To prove he could get to the Super Bowl… before the 49ers.
• Image: A 49ers helmet with a built-in rearview mirror, constantly looking over its shoulder at the Seahawks.
• What’s a 49er’s favorite type of weather?: Sunny with a slight chance of getting rained on by Seattle tears.
• Image: A photo of a 49ers player trying to herd a group of Seahawks, with the caption: “Just another day in the NFC West.”
• The 49ers’ new team-building exercise: A seminar on how to avoid getting “Hawked”.

Seahawks Blooper Reels and Meme-able Moments

Beyond the touchdowns and victories, Seahawks lore is rich with blooper reels and meme-able moments! Remember that missed field goal? Or the sideline dance that went viral? These hilarious gaffes and awkward celebrations fuel countless jokes and memes, proving that even when the Hawks stumble, they give us something to…

• What do you call a Seahawk who’s also a gardener?: A Pete Carroll-flower.
• Seahawks’ new offensive play: “The Geno Smith Scramble Special” – a chaotic masterpiece of improvisation that somehow ends in a first down…or a sack.
• Heard the Seahawks are changing their team song to “Blame it on the Rain” by Milli Vanilli.
• Seahawks’ stadium snack: “The 12th Man Energy Bar” – tastes like Skittles and unwavering optimism.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite type of art?: Anything painted in action green and navy blue.
• Why did the scarecrow become a Seahawks fan?: Because he was outstanding in his field…but needed a team with a little more brainpower.
• Seahawks’ new team motto: “Expectations: Subverted…but in a good way, this time!”
• What do you call a Seahawk who’s always right?: A rare bird.
• The Seahawks are so good, they could probably beat a team made up entirely of… Sasquatches.
• Seen on a bumper sticker in Seattle: “My other car is a ferry… carrying 12s to the game.”
• Seahawks’ secret weapon: A constant drizzle that makes the opposing team fumble.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite type of weather?: Overcast with a chance of winning.
• Pete Carroll’s new pre-game ritual: A staring contest with a bald eagle.
• Image: A coffee cup labeled “Seattle Seahawks Tears.”
• Breaking: The Seahawks have signed a new kicker. His only job is to kick the ball directly into the other team’s end zone… and avoid the upright.

Seahawks Quarterback Jokes: From Hasselbeck to Geno

Ah, Seahawks quarterbacks! They’ve been the butt of many a joke, haven’t they? From Matt Hasselbeck’s sometimes-questionable throws to the initial skepticism surrounding Geno Smith, Seattle fans have found humor in their signal callers. These jokes, often born from on-field struggles or unexpected triumphs, are a beloved part of the…

• What’s a Seahawk quarterback’s favorite type of tree?: A Doug Fir.
• Heard the Seahawks quarterback started a bakery: Everything he makes is a scramble.
• Why did the opposing team bring a ladder to the Seahawks game?: They heard the quarterback’s passes were going over everyone’s head.
• Seahawks quarterbacks are like coffee: Some are strong, some are bitter, but you always need one on Sunday.
• What’s a Seahawks quarterback’s favorite movie?: *The Good, the Bad, and the Geno*.
• Seahawks quarterback’s new endorsement: An escape room.
• Seahawks quarterback’s favorite board game?: Risk… because every pass is a gamble.
• Why did the Seahawk quarterback bring a map to the huddle?: He heard the opposing defense was a maze of confusion.
• What did the football say to the Seahawks quarterback?: “Throw me a bone!”
• Seahawks quarterback’s favorite vacation spot?: The pocket.
• Seahawks’ new quarterback training regime:Competitive rock, paper, scissors to decide who throws first.
• Seahawks quarterback’s new motivational tactic: Telling the other team his receiver is the 12th man.
• What’s a Seahawk quarterback’s favorite fairytale?: “Jack and the Beanstalk” – because they’re always reaching for new heights.
• What do you call a Seahawks quarterback who’s also a gardener?: A Pete Carroll-iflower.
• A Seahawk quarterback is so good, he can throw a football and it will land at the buffet.

Seahawks Super Bowl Jokes: Remembering the Wins (and Losses)

Seahawks fans, let’s chuckle! We all remember the ecstasy of Super Bowl XLVIII, and, well, *that* other one. Our “Seahawks Jokes and Memes” collection isn’t afraid to poke fun at both the triumphs and the heartbreaks. It’s all in good fun, celebrating the highs and lows of being a 12th…

• Why did the Orca blush?: Because it saw the Seahawks winning streak.
• What do you call a Seahawk that can do magic tricks?: A Pete Carroll-usionist.
• Heard the Seahawks’ new pre-game ritual is a team viewing of *Sleepless in Seattle* for inspiration.
• Why did the 12th Man bring a map to the stadium?: They heard the opposing team was lost in the NFC West.
• I asked a Seahawk fan what his favorite part of the game was, he said, “The part where we win… usually.”
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite type of weather?: Rain, with a chance of victory.
• What do you call a group of Seahawks players solving a mystery?: The Clue Sea Crew.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite Shakespeare play?: *A Midsummer Night’s Scheme*.
• What do you call a Seahawk who’s also a lawyer?: A sue-per star.
• Image: A picture of a Seahawk trying to parallel park a ferry boat with the caption: “Seahawks trying to manage their cap space.”
• Heard the Seahawks are changing their team song to “Pour Some Skittles on Me.”
• Why did the Seahawk bring a ladder to the Super Bowl parade?: They heard the celebration was going to be on another level… again.
• What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite type of car?: A truck with a 12th Man sticker on it.
• Seen on a bumper sticker in Seattle: “Honk if you love the Seahawks… and Skittles.”
• Heard the Seahawks new training drill is: Practicing how to look intimidating while wearing neon green.

Seahawks Fan Jokes: Are You a True 12?

So, you think you’re a true 12? Dive into the wild world of Seahawks jokes and memes and put your fandom to the test! From roasting rival teams to celebrating epic wins (and commiserating over heartbreaking losses), this collection will have you laughing, reminiscing, and proving your dedication to the…

• What do you call a Seahawk who’s also a stand-up comedian?: A Pete Carroll-arious guy.
• Heard the Seahawks’ new offensive coordinator is a cartographer: He specializes in charting a course to the end zone…eventually.
• Why did the opposing quarterback start seeing a therapist after playing the Seahawks?: He kept having nightmares about the 12th Man.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite type of car?: A Subaru… reliable and ready for anything the Pacific Northwest throws at it.
• Image: A picture of a bald eagle wearing a tiny Seahawks helmet, looking intensely focused. Caption: “Pete Carroll’s pre-game meditation.”
• Why do Seahawks fans make terrible pirates?: Because they keep burying the Skittles.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite holiday?: Legion of BOOM Day!
• Heard the Seahawks’ new pre-game ritual involves releasing a flock of doves: Each dove is carrying a tiny Skittle.
• What do you call a Seahawk who’s also a historian?: Someone who specializes in the Legion of Boom era.
• The Seahawks’ new training camp drill: Learning to navigate a crowded ferry terminal… while wearing full pads.
• What do you call a Seahawk who’s a computer expert?: A tech-hawk.
• Image: A map of Seattle with a giant “X” marking the spot for “Victory” and a smaller “X” for “Traffic.”
• Why do Seahawks fans make terrible chefs?: Because they always add too much salt… from the tears of opposing fans.
• Heard the Seahawks’ new strategy is to confuse the other team by having everyone wear the same shade of action green as the field.
• What’s a Seahawk’s favorite social media platform?: Twit-terrrific!

Seahawks Marshawn Lynch Memes: Beast Mode Humor

No Seattle Seahawks meme collection is complete without Beast Mode! Marshawn Lynch’s iconic runs and unforgettable press conferences fueled a meme machine. From Skittles showers to “I’m just here so I won’t get fined,” Lynch’s personality perfectly blended with Seattle’s quirky humor, creating legendary, laugh-out-loud moments that still resonate with…

• Image: A photo of Marshawn Lynch next to a Skittles dispenser, with a sign that reads “Emergency Rations”.
• Marshawn Lynch’s favorite type of math: Beast Mode-ulus.
• What does Marshawn Lynch say when ordering a pizza?: “Yeah.” (And then points at the toppings he wants).
• Why did Marshawn Lynch bring a shopping cart to the game?: He heard the defense was running a “store” and he was ready to shop.
• Marshawn Lynch’s tax advice: “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”
• Marshawn Lynch’s favorite Shakespeare play: *The Taming of the Shoe* (for post-game celebrations).
• Image: Marshawn Lynch shrugging with Skittles raining down around him.
• What’s Marshawn Lynch’s favorite type of weather?: A “Beast Quake”.
• Marshawn Lynch’s job application: Under “Skills,” it simply reads: “Beast Mode.”
• Why did Marshawn Lynch become a running back?: He heard the end zone was full of Skittles.
• Marshawn Lynch’s favorite subject in school: Run-ology.
• Image: A fortune cookie that reads: “You will experience a significant increase in Skittles consumption.”
• Marshawn Lynch’s preferred method of communication: Shrugging eloquently.
• What does Marshawn Lynch call a group of Skittles?: A beast-iful bunch.
• Heard Marshawn Lynch is writing a self-help book: It’s just 100 pages of shrugging emojis.

Seahawks Pete Carroll Jokes: The Gum-Chewing Coach

Ah, Pete Carroll. The Seahawks’ eternally youthful coach, forever chomping on gum! Seattle fans love to poke fun at his sideline enthusiasm and that unwavering optimism. From memes about his age-defying energy to jokes about the sheer volume of gum he consumes, Pete provides endless comedic material for the Seahawks…

• Pete Carroll’s favorite workout is jumping to conclusions about the season.
• Pete Carroll’s new team building exercise: A trust fall… from the top of the Space Needle.
• Heard Pete Carroll’s new pre-game speech is just him saying “Compete!” on repeat for an hour.
• Pete Carroll’s new motivational tactic: Convincing the players that every game is a competition to see who can chew the most gum.
• Why did Pete Carroll bring a ladder to the press conference?: He heard the expectations were sky-high…mostly from himself.
• Pete Carroll’s new book is titled “Always Compete: Even if you’re down by 20 in the fourth quarter.”
• Pete Carroll’s secret to success: An endless supply of chewing gum and unwavering optimism…even when it’s misplaced.
• Pete Carroll’s favorite Shakespeare play: *The Taming of the Shoe* (because he’s always trying to outsmart the opposing coach).
• Pete Carroll’s new offensive strategy: Confuse the defense by having everyone chew gum at a different tempo.
• What did Pete Carroll say to the football before the game?: “I always compete with you on the field.”
• Pete Carroll was seen at a Skittles factory. When asked why he said: “Just getting some energy for the boys.”
• Pete Carroll was seen at a local coffee shop ordering a Trenta. When asked why he said: “Just getting some energy for the boys.”
• What’s Pete Carroll’s favorite type of music?: Reggae, because it’s all about that easy-going, “Don’t worry, be happy” vibe…even when the team is losing.
• Pete Carroll’s new pre-game ritual: A staring contest with the 12th Man.
• Heard Pete Carroll is writing a self-help book titled: “Always Compete: Even When You’re Losing.”