150 Best Nebraska Jokes and Puns Guaranteed to Make You Corn-y

Ever feel like you’re in the middle of nowhere? Well, you might be in Nebraska, and that’s perfectly fine! Get ready to chuckle, because we’re diving into the world of Nebraska jokes and puns. Forget the cornfields for a minute, and prepare for a harvest of humor.

From the wide open skies to the friendly faces, Nebraska has a certain charm that’s ripe for comedic picking. We’ve gathered the best knee-slappers and groan-worthy puns that pay homage to this unique state. So, if you’re looking for a laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

Best Nebraska Jokes and Puns Guaranteed to Make You Corn-y

• Why did the corn stalk blush? Because it saw the Nebraska sun!
• Nebraska is so flat, you could watch your dog run away for three days.
• What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good hay-note.
• I tried to write a book about Nebraska, but it was too plain.
• A tourist asked, “What’s the best thing about Nebraska?” A local replied, “Well, it’s not Iowa.”
• Nebraska weather is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get…especially if it’s a tornado.
• My friend told me he’s moving to Nebraska. I said, “Good luck, I hear the scenery is… wheaty.”
• A Nebraska farmer’s dating profile: “Looking for someone who appreciates long sunsets and the occasional combine.”
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity in Nebraska. It’s hard to put down, because there’s no up.
• Nebraska: Where the speed limit is just a suggestion and the wind is your personal trainer.
• Why don’t they play poker in Nebraska? Too many corn-hands.
• Nebraska’s state motto should be: “We’re not for everyone, and that’s okay.”
• A Nebraska farmer was asked what he thought about the city. He said, “Too many vertical things.”
• I saw a guy in Nebraska wearing a shirt that said, “I survived the wind.” I said, “Only until the next gust.”
• Heard about the Nebraskan who opened a bakery? He specialized in rye bread and cornbread. He was a grain innovator.

Nebraska Corn Puns: A-Maize-ing Humor

Craving some corny laughs? Dive into “Nebraska Corn Puns: A-Maize-ing Humor,” a collection that’s sure to get your kernels popping! Part of the larger “Nebraska Jokes and Puns” world, this book celebrates the state’s golden crop with puns so bad, they’re good. Get ready for some ear-resistible humor that’ll have…

• Nebraska’s state bird should be the combine: always out there making a clean sweep.
• Why did the Nebraska corn get a scholarship? It was outstanding in its field of study.
• Nebraska: where the wind is free, and so is the tumbleweed, rolling right into your neighbor’s yard.
• Nebraska’s idea of a scenic drive is a straight road as far as the eye can see, with a side of corn.
• I tried to make a joke about Nebraska’s landscape, but it was too flat to land.
• Heard about the Nebraska farmer who started a dating app? It was designed to find your “ideal stalk.”
• Nebraska sunsets are so beautiful, they’re a real *horizon*-tally impressive sight.
• What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *hay*-note.
• My therapist told me to embrace my roots, so I moved to Nebraska and started growing corn.
• Nebraska’s state motto should be: “We’re not for everyone, but we’re okay with that, and here’s some corn.”
• Nebraska is so flat, you could watch your dog run away for three days, and still not see a hill.
• Why don’t secrets last long in Nebraska? Because everyone’s in everyone else’s business and there’s not much to hide.
• I tried to write a song about Nebraska, but it was too plain; it needed a better *grain* of inspiration.
• Nebraska’s weather forecast: Expect wind, then more wind, and maybe a little corn-fetti, and possibly a tornado.
• A Nebraska farmer’s dating profile: “Looking for someone who appreciates long sunsets and the occasional combine ride, and maybe a good corn maze.”

Nebraska State Jokes: Big Red Laughs

Looking for some cornhusker chuckles? “Nebraska State Jokes: Big Red Laughs” is your go-to for all things funny about the Cornhusker State. From silly football gags to quirky farm life quips, this collection will have you grinning like a jackrabbit in a bean patch. It’s a perfect slice of Nebraska…

• Nebraska’s idea of a high-speed chase? A combine trying to catch a runaway tumbleweed.
• Why did the Nebraska corn get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field, and always a-maize-ing.
• Nebraska’s state motto should be: “We’re not for everyone, but we have great sunsets and a lot of corn, so deal with it.”
• I tried to write a love song about Nebraska, but it was too flat, it needed a better “plains” of emotion.
• What do you call a fashionable cow in Lincoln? A real moo-tique model.
• Nebraska’s weather forecast: Expect sunshine, then wind, then more wind, and maybe a little corn-fetti.
• My therapist told me to embrace my roots, so I moved to Nebraska and started a wheat farm.
• Why don’t secrets last long in Nebraska? Because everyone’s in everyone else’s business, and the open space makes it hard to keep quiet.
• What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “hay-note” and a touch of country twang.
• Nebraska’s idea of a scenic drive? A straight road as far as the eye can see, with a side of corn and the occasional cow.
• A Nebraska farmer’s dating profile: “Looking for someone who appreciates long sunsets, the occasional combine ride, and can handle my love for corn.”
• Why did the Nebraska farmer bring a ladder to his field? He heard the corn was reaching new heights of corny jokes.
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity in Nebraska. It’s impossible to put down, because there’s no up.
• Nebraska is so flat, you could watch your dog run away for three days and still not see a hill to block your view.
• What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “plains” plot and a wide-open feel.

Nebraska Weather Jokes: From Sun to Snow

Nebraska’s weather? It’s a punchline in itself! “Nebraska Weather Jokes: From Sun to Snow” perfectly captures the state’s dramatic shifts, turning them into hilarious fodder. Whether it’s about flip-flopping forecasts or a blizzard in July, this book is your go-to for finding the funny side of Nebraska’s unpredictable climate –…

• Nebraska weather is like a game of ‘Red Light, Green Light’, but the colors are just different shades of beige.
• I tried to make a Nebraska weather joke, but it just ended up being a lot of hot air and straight lines.
• Nebraska’s weather forecast: Expect a high of ‘undecided’, with a low of ‘maybe’.
• Nebraska weather is proof that Mother Nature has a great sense of humor, and a terrible sense of consistency.
• Nebraska’s idea of a weather ‘event’ is when the wind changes direction, or when it doesn’t.
• My Nebraska weather app just shows a picture of corn and a question mark.
• Nebraska weather is like a dramatic teenager: full of sudden shifts and no real direction.
• I asked a Nebraskan what their favorite season was, they said, “The one where the wind isn’t actively trying to steal my hat.”
• Nebraska weather is so unpredictable, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book where all the choices lead to ‘mildly uncomfortable’.
• Nebraska’s weather is the only place where ‘partly cloudy’ can mean anything from ‘mostly sunny with a few clouds’ to ‘a full-blown dust storm with a hint of blue sky’.
• Nebraska: where you can experience all four seasons in a single day, sometimes all at the same time.
• Nebraska weather is the reason why meteorologists have such high stress levels, and why they all drink so much coffee.
• Nebraska’s weather is like a surprise party: you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s probably going to involve wind and a little bit of confusion.
• Nebraska’s weather is so indecisive, I think it’s still trying to figure out if it wants to be a prairie or a desert.
• Nebraska weather: where the wind is always free, but your umbrella is never safe.

Nebraska Food Puns: A Taste of Funny

Craving a chuckle? Then sink your teeth into “Nebraska Food Puns: A Taste of Funny,” a delicious dish within the Nebraska Jokes and Puns menu! From corny (literally!) jokes about cornfields to witty quips about runzas, this collection serves up humor as hearty as a Midwestern meal. It’s a guaranteed…

• I tried to make a Nebraska-themed casserole, but it was too flat and lacked layers: it was a real corn-fusion.
• Nebraska’s idea of a gourmet meal? A perfectly symmetrical plate of corn, with a side of more corn.
• Why did the Nebraska corn get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field, and always a-maize-ing.
• I went to a Nebraska restaurant and asked for something spicy. They gave me a corn chip with a sprinkle of black pepper and said, “This is as wild as we get.”
• Nebraska’s state dessert? Cornbread, because why not keep the theme going.
• What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good hay-note and a strong bassline of combines.
• I tried to make a joke about Nebraska’s food, but it was too corny, it just didn’t have any *grain* value.
• Nebraska’s idea of a food festival is a giant buffet of different ways to prepare corn.
• Why did the Nebraska tomato blush? It saw the corn and thought it was a-maize-ingly handsome.
• Nebraska’s state drink? Probably corn syrup, I’m just guessing at this point.
• I tried to make a Nebraska-themed cocktail, but it was too smooth; it needed a little bit of wind and a whole lot of grain.
• What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of candy? Anything with a good corn syrup filling.
• Nebraska’s idea of a ‘tasty snack’? A handful of corn kernels, straight from the field.
• Heard about the Nebraskan who opened a bakery? He specialized in rye bread and cornbread. He was a grain innovator.
• Why did the Nebraska chef get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field and always knew how to *cultivate* flavor.

Nebraska Animal Jokes: Prairie Dog Giggles

Looking for a good chuckle from the Cornhusker State? “Nebraska Animal Jokes: Prairie Dog Giggles” is your go-to! This collection, part of our “Nebraska Jokes and Puns,” offers lighthearted, family-friendly humor, focusing on the silly side of our state’s critters. Get ready for some prairie dog puns and other animal…

• Why did the prairie dog refuse to share his burrow?: He said it was his personal space, a real “underground” agreement.
• What do you call a prairie dog that’s a great dancer?: A real “burrow”-lesque performer.
• Heard about the prairie dog who became a comedian?: His jokes were always a little “grounded” and he knew how to dig for laughs.
• Why don’t prairie dogs ever get lost?: They always follow the “burrow” path.
• What’s a prairie dog’s favorite type of music?: Anything with a good “dig” beat.
• A prairie dog walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says, “This place is really ‘hole’-some!”
• Why did the prairie dog get a promotion at work?: He was always “digging” deep to find solutions.
• What’s a prairie dog’s favorite game?: Hide-and-seek, because they’re always “underground” about their whereabouts.
• I tried to talk to a prairie dog, but he just kept “burrowing” his way out of the conversation.
• Why did the prairie dog refuse to play cards?: He didn’t want to get into any “hole” card situations.
• A prairie dog was having a bad day, so his friend said, “Don’t worry, you’re ‘dig-nified’ and awesome!”
• What do you call a prairie dog that’s a fashionista?: A real “burrow”-chic trendsetter.
• Why did the prairie dog get a speeding ticket?: He was going over the “burrow-speed” limit.
• Why was the prairie dog so good at gardening?: He had a real knack for “rooting” out the best plants.
• What’s a prairie dog’s favorite type of movie?: Anything with a good “plot” twist.

Nebraska Football Puns: Touchdown Humor

Nebraska football fans, get ready to groan and giggle! “Touchdown Humor” is your playbook for pun-tastic jokes, all about the Huskers. From “Corn-fidence” to “Hail Mary-tini,” these are the kind of wordplays that’ll have you cheering (or facepalming) harder than a game-winning drive. It’s the perfect addition to any Nebraska…

• Why did the Nebraska football team bring a ladder to the game? They heard the opposing team had a high-flying offense and wanted to level the playing field.
• The Nebraska Cornhuskers’ offense is like a field of corn: occasionally productive, but mostly just standing there.
• What’s a Nebraska football player’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “line” dance.
• I tried to write a song about the Nebraska Cornhuskers, but it was too flat; needed more of a “kick”.
• Nebraska’s football team is so good at running the ball, they should open a track and field program.
• Why did the Nebraska football coach bring a map to the game? He heard the opposing team had a tricky defense and wanted to find a way through.
• My Nebraska football joke got sacked before it could get to the punchline; it was a real fumble.
• The Nebraska Cornhuskers’ defense is like a Nebraska prairie: wide open and occasionally a little breezy.
• What’s a Nebraska football fan’s favorite type of book? Anything with a good “end zone” story.
• Why did the Nebraska kicker get a promotion? Because he was always kicking things up a notch.
• I told my friend I was going to a Nebraska football game, he said, “Don’t take it for ‘granite’ that they’ll win.”
• The Nebraska football team’s training facility is so impressive, it’s a real “field” of dreams.
• What do you call a Nebraska football player who’s always on time? A clockwork champion.
• Nebraska’s football team is so good at running, they should be called the “Corn-runners”.
• The Nebraska Cornhuskers’ play calling is so predictable, it’s like reading a map of a cornfield: straight and repetitive.

Nebraska Travel Jokes: Road Trip Gags

Ready for some corny fun? “Nebraska Travel Jokes: Road Trip Gags” is your go-to for chuckles on the go! This collection, part of the larger “Nebraska Jokes and Puns” family, takes the scenic route to humor. Expect puns about cornfields, wide open spaces, and maybe even a few cow-related quips….

• Why don’t Nebraska scarecrows ever win awards?: They’re always outstanding in their field, but never get noticed.
• Nebraska’s state bird? The combine harvester, always out there making a clean sweep.
• Nebraska’s idea of a scenic drive is a straight road as far as the eye can see, and then a slightly different straight road.
• I tried to make a joke about Nebraska’s lack of mountains, but it was too flat to land.
• Nebraska’s idea of a high-speed chase? A tumbleweed being chased by a slightly faster tumbleweed.
• Why did the Nebraska corn get a promotion?: It was outstanding in its field and always a-maize-ing.
• Nebraska’s weather forecast: Mostly sunny with a chance of wind, and a side of more wind, and maybe some corn.
• I tried to write a song about Nebraska, but it was too repetitive: it needed a better chorus of… more plains.
• What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of music?: Anything with a good “hay” note and a lot of wide-open sound.
• Nebraska’s state motto should be: “We’re not for everyone, but we have great sunsets and a lot of corn…and wind.”
• I went to a Nebraska restaurant and asked for something spicy. They gave me a corn chip with a sprinkle of black pepper and said, “This is as wild as we get.”
• Nebraska’s idea of a gourmet meal is a perfectly symmetrical plate of corn, with a side of more corn, and a light breeze.
• Nebraska’s idea of a thrill ride? A combine going slightly faster than usual.
• Nebraska’s state dessert? Cornbread, because why not keep the theme going, and maybe have it with a side of corn on the cob.
• Why are Nebraska roads always so straight?: Because they’re trying to get to the point, and avoid any unnecessary curves in the cornfields.

Nebraska City Jokes: Small Town Chuckles

Looking for a good laugh? Delve into “Nebraska City Jokes: Small Town Chuckles,” a delightful corner of the wider world of “Nebraska Jokes and Puns.” This collection captures the quirky charm of Nebraska City, with its relatable small-town experiences and gentle humor. Expect lighthearted jabs at local life and plenty…

• Nebraska’s idea of a rollercoaster: a combine harvester going slightly faster than usual, with a side of corn.
• What do you call a Nebraskan who’s always lost? A prairie wanderer.
• Nebraska’s state bird? The tumbleweed, always rolling with the punches.
• I tried to write a song about Nebraska, but it was too flat and I couldn’t find a good ‘plains’ melody.
• Nebraska’s idea of a scenic view: a slightly different shade of cornfield stretching to the horizon.
• My Nebraska weather app just shows a picture of a corn stalk and a question mark.
• What do you call a Nebraskan who’s great at solving puzzles? A corn-undrum cracker.
• Nebraska’s idea of a wild night: watching the corn grow, and maybe seeing a cow.
• Why don’t they play hide-and-seek in Nebraska? Because good luck finding a place to hide that isn’t a cornfield.
• Nebraska’s state motto should be: “We’re not for everyone, but we have great sunsets and a lot of corn, so deal with it…or don’t, we’re pretty chill either way.”
• A Nebraskan was asked if they ever get bored. They replied, “Nah, there’s always a new way to arrange the corn.”
• Nebraska’s idea of a high-speed chase: a tumbleweed being pursued by a slightly faster tumbleweed, and the occasional combine.
• What do you call a Nebraskan who is always telling jokes? A corny comedian.
• Nebraska’s idea of a romantic getaway: a picnic in a cornfield at sunset, followed by a thrilling drive on a straight road.
• Why did the Nebraskan bring a ladder to the football game? He heard the opposing team’s offense was really high and wanted to even the playing field.