150 Best Junk Food Jokes and Puns Hilarious Foodie Humor That’s Bad For You

Warning: May cause excessive laughter and uncontrollable cravings! Are you ready for a heaping helping of humor? We’re diving headfirst into the deliciously silly world of junk food jokes and puns.

Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even crave a cheesy snack or two. This post is packed with the funniest, cheesiest, and most satisfying junk food jokes and puns to share with your friends.

So, loosen your belt, grab your favorite guilty pleasure, and prepare for a side-splitting feast of wordplay! Let’s get snacking… on these jokes!

Best Junk Food Jokes and Puns Hilarious Foodie Humor That’s Bad For You

• I tried to make a healthy pizza once. It was a pizza mistake.
• Why did the donut go to the police? Because it saw a jelly-filled crime!
• Chips and salsa’s relationship is what I aspire to have: perfectly complementary.
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… especially if it’s deep-fried.
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. (Like a burger with too many toppings!)
• Why did the gummy bear break up with the worm? He wasn’t sweet enough!
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down… like a bag of chips.
• “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to junk food.” “I can help you, but it’s going to cost you… about tree fiddy.” (Said in a monster voice while holding a donut.)
• My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged a Twinkie.
• I like my puns extra cheesy… like my nachos.
• What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. (Especially when it’s covered in chocolate.)
• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet… like me and a healthy lifestyle.
• I’m not sure what’s tighter, my jeans or my grip on this bag of candy.
• The cashier asked if I wanted my donuts in a box. I said, “Nah, I’ll just eat them here.”
• Relationship Status: In love with pizza. It’s a serious slice of heaven.

Junk Food Jokes: A Recipe for Laughter

Craving a side of chuckles with your chips? “Junk Food Jokes: A Recipe for Laughter” is your ultimate guide to pun-tastic pizza, hilarious hamburger humor, and side-splitting soda jokes! This collection serves up a feast of funny, perfect for sharing a lighthearted moment with friends and family. Get ready to…

• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I ate an entire box of cookies and blamed it on him.
• Warning: May spontaneously combust into cravings after seeing a picture of a burger.
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… especially if it’s covered in chocolate.
• “I’m not saying I’m addicted to fast food, but I just tried to pay my rent with a bag of french fries.”
• I just found out my spirit animal is a donut. Round, sweet, and full of existential dread.
• I’m great at following recipes… as long as it involves ordering takeout.
• Why did the donut go to the police? Because it saw a jelly-filled crime.
• I tried to create a new flavor of potato chips called “Regret.” It tasted like salt and disappointment.
• I’m starting a new diet, I only eat foods that start with the letter “P”. Don’t worry, Pizza is on the list.
• My head feels like a piñata filled with hammers after eating that box of twinkies.
• Our relationship was like a bag of chips: short, greasy, and ultimately unsatisfying.
• “I’m trying to create a new fashion trend using fast food wrappers as accessories. It’s a real take-out look.”
• My dating profile says I’m seeking someone well-rounded, but I’m mostly seeking someone who will share their nachos with me.
• Just had a brand collaboration with a fast food company! My life has peaked with grease.
• Why did the candy bar go to therapy? It had too many issues to unwrap.

Pun-tastic Pizza: Junk Food Puns at Their Best

Dive into a world where pizza isn’t just delicious, it’s hilarious! “Pun-tastic Pizza” is your slice of heaven in “Junk Food Jokes and Puns,” dishing out cheesy wordplay and saucy one-liners. Get ready for crust-worthy puns and toppings of laughter that’ll leave you saying, “This is pizza my heart!” It’s…

• Why did the pepperoni ghost the pizza? It said, “I need some space to sauce out my problems.”
• Relationship status: Seeking someone who loves pizza as much as I do…must be okay with sharing, but not *too* much.
• I tried to make a joke about anchovies on pizza, but it was too fishy.
• What do you call a pizza that’s also a lawyer: A pepperoni attorney, always ready to slice through the competition.
• My therapist told me to embrace my cravings, so I married a pizza.
• I just deactivated my dating profile. Now I’m getting targeted ads in real life. Today I heard a guy shout “Extra cheese!” as I walked by.
• What’s a pizza’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *slice*.
• Why did the couple bring a ladder to the pizza shop? They heard the prices were sky-high!
• Why did the delivery driver get a bad grade at school? He was always getting mixed up with addresses.
• I tried to make a healthy pizza once, but I was going against my pizza nature.
• Just saw a pizza wearing a tiny crown. I guess it was feeling like a supreme ruler.
• “I’m on a mission to find the perfect pizza topping”, said the adventurer. “It’s a ‘slice’ of heaven, I’m willing to make!”
• I think I’m losing my eyesight, because I can’t see myself without pizza.
• What does a pizza say to the pizza cutter? “You wanna piece of me?”
• Image Macro: A brain with a single thought bubble that says: “Must…eat…pizza.” A smaller thought bubble: “But carbs.”

Deep Fried Fun: Hilarious Junk Food Jokes

Dive into “Deep Fried Fun”! This section of our junk food joke collection is pure, crispy comedy gold. We’re serving up sizzling puns about fries, donuts, and all things deliciously greasy. Prepare for a side of laughter with every bite – these jokes are so bad, they’re good! Get ready…

• My therapist told me to embrace my inner junk food: So I’m now exclusively dating delivery drivers.
• I tried to start a health food restaurant that served only salads, but it was a real missed steak.
• Warning: May spontaneously start craving a giant slice of pizza. Side effects may include uncontrollable drooling and a sudden urge to order takeout.
• Just had a photoshoot with my favorite bag of chips: It was a real *crisp* encounter.
• Why did the donut file for divorce? It said, “I’m tired of being so hole-some!”
• If you were a junk food, you’d be a ‘cute-cake’, and I’m going to eat you all up.
• I’m starting a band called “The French Fry Fanatics”. We’re known for our salty riffs and dipping sauces.
• My new years resolution is to eat less junk food, but I’m not making any promises.
• I tried to make a healthy pizza once, but I was going against my pizza nature.
• Relationship status: Just had a great *junk food* meal and am ready to take on the world… or at least conquer my couch.
• I’m not saying I have a junk food problem, but I just named my firstborn daughter Mozzarella.
• I tried to explain to my kids what a calorie was. They just looked confused and said, “Does that mean you can finally buy us some treats?”
• Image Macro: A picture of a brain with a single thought bubble that says: “Must…resist…the urge to…eat this whole bag of chips.”
• I’m on a new diet that consists of only foods that start with the letter “P”. Don’t worry, Pizza is on the list.
• What’s a junk food’s favorite type of music: Anything with a good *beat*.

Candy Comedy: Sweet Junk Food Puns to Share

Need a sugar rush of laughter? “Candy Comedy” is your sweet escape within “Junk Food Jokes and Puns”! This section is packed with delicious puns and jokes centered around all your favorite candies. From snickers to gummy bears, prepare for a tooth-achingly funny experience that’s guaranteed to satisfy your comedic…

• My dentist is on a sugar-free diet, I guess you could say he’s a sweet tooth rebel.
• I tried to make a healthy candy bar, but it was a bitter-sweet experience.
• I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me on this burger.
• My love for you is like a lollipop: sweet, colorful, and always sticking around, even when I try to resist.
• Image Macro: A picture of a brain with a single thought bubble that says: “Must…resist…the urge to…eat this whole bag of chips.”
• I’m always chasin’ after you, you’re so nacho ordinary.
• I’m starting a band called “The Candy Hearts”: We’re known for our sweet melodies and bitter lyrics.
• Why did the donut go to the police? Because it saw a jelly-filled crime!
• If you were a chip, you’d be a Dorito because you’re nacho average.
• This pie tastes awful! I think the baker was just crust-y.
• Why did the candy shop close down? It was a suckers game.
• My love for you is like a slice of pizza: cheesy, comforting, and always satisfying, even when it’s not good for me.
• Relationship status: Seeking someone who appreciates my ability to eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting while watching Netflix.
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see snack food, and I eat it.
• What did the fortune cookie say to the dieter? “You will soon be tempted by a sweet treat.”

Burger Banter: Juicy Junk Food Jokes

Craving a laugh as big as a triple-decker burger? Then sink your teeth into “Burger Banter: Juicy Junk Food Jokes,” a hilarious chapter in “Junk Food Jokes and Puns.” We’re serving up sizzling wordplay and cheesy one-liners about everyone’s favorite fast food. Prepare for a side of giggles with every…

• What did the burger name his daughter: Patty.
• I’m afraid of burgers, they’re always grilling me.
• Just broke up with my cheeseburger, she was too clingy, always trying to meat me.
• My therapist told me to eat more burgers, so I’m working on a new beef-ief system.
• Tried to start a band called “The Burgers,” but we couldn’t find a decent venue: Turns out, nobody wanted to see us perform.
• My love for you is like a burger: meaty, satisfying, and always leaves me wanting more… mostly just more.
• My ex started dating a burger: I guess she wanted someone who could bring home the beef.
• What do you call a burger that’s always getting lost: A wander-beef!
• Just posted a Snapchat of me failing to cook a burger: Spoiler alert, it ended with me ordering a takeout burger.
• I tried to take a picture of the happy burger, but I accidentally became a human food bomb. Third wheel problems.
• I tried to start a burger-themed dating service: It was a brief encounter.
• I accidentally sent my crush a picture of myself eating a burger, now I’m wanted for indecent exposure of my appetite.
• I just found out my spirit animal is a burger: Round, juicy, and full of existential dread.
• Image Macro: A picture of a burger wearing sunglasses, captioned: “Living the high-carb life.”
• Why did the burger break up with the bun: It said, “I need some space!”

Chip Chuckles: Crispy Junk Food Puns for Everyone

Dive into a world of crispy comedy with “Chip Chuckles!” This collection is loaded with pun-tastic jokes all about our favorite junk food, especially chips. Prepare for salty humor, cheesy one-liners, and enough crunchy wordplay to satisfy any craving. “Chip Chuckles” is the perfect snack for anyone who loves a…

• My heart does a little dance every time I see a bag of chips… and occasionally trips over its own feet.
• If you were a chip, you’d be a Sour Cream & Onion because you make me want to cry, but I still can’t get enough of you.
• Relationship status: Trying to resist the urge to enter a committed relationship with a bag of chips.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I ate 3 bags of chips.
• I tried to quit eating chips cold turkey: It was a disaster, I went into nacho-withdrawal.
• My dating app profile says I’m “seeking a meaningful connection,” but what I really mean is I need someone to share my chips with.
• The number of chips in a bag is directly proportional to the amount of regret I’m feeling.
• I accidentally sent my crush a picture of myself covered in chip crumbs, now I’m wanted for indecent exposure.
• I just found out my spirit animal is a chip. Round, salty, and full of existential dread.
• What do you call a chip that travels the world? A gas-tronomical snack.
• My favorite morning workout routine: Lifting the chip bag to my lips repeatedly.
• I’m not saying I’m a bad influence, but I just convinced the chip bag to take up stand-up comedy.
• I tried to start a band called “The Potato Skins,” but we couldn’t find a decent venue. Turns out, nobody wanted to see us perform.
• Two chips are walking down the street. One says to the other, “I think I lost some flavor!” The other asks, “Are you sure?” The first one replies, “I’m positive!”
• Image Macro: A septic tank wearing sunglasses, captioned: “Living the chip life.”

Soda Silliness: Bubbly Junk Food Jokes

“Soda Silliness: Bubbly Junk Food Jokes” dives deep into the fizzy depths of humor! Expect puns about pop, jokes about cola wars, and maybe even a few root beer-related rib-ticklers. It’s all part of the “Junk Food Jokes and Puns” collection, guaranteeing a sugar rush of laughter that’s sure to…

• My therapist told me to embrace my inner soda addict. Now I’m just a can-do person.
• Just found out my spirit animal is a soda donut. Round, sweet, and full of existential dread… with a hole in it.
• Image Macro: A picture of a brain with a single thought bubble that says: “Must…have…soda…” A smaller thought bubble: “But cavities.”
• I tried to make a soda-based car, but it just wasn’t fuel-efficient… it just didn’t have the right flow.
• What do you call soda that’s always getting lost: A wander-pop!
• I accidentally sent my crush a picture of myself with soda all over my face, now I’m wanted for indecent exposure.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode…for my soda-filled belly.
• What’s a yogi’s favorite type of soda: A tall tail of toes.
• Relationship status: Currently seeking someone who understands my love for soda and my ability to burp on command.
• I’m not saying I’m a bad influence, but I just convinced the soda to take up stand-up comedy.
• My favorite morning workout routine: Lifting the soda can to my lips repeatedly.
• My breath is not bad, it’s just… aggressively aromatic… like soda.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’… and I’d probably forget to put soda with you.
• Just posted a Snapchat of me failing to make a soda float: Spoiler alert, it ended with me ordering takeout.
• My love for you is like a soda: fizzy, sweet, and always satisfying, even when it’s not good for me.

Doughnut Delight: Hole-y Good Junk Food Humor

Craving a laugh as sweet as a glazed doughnut? “Doughnut Delight” is your hole-y grail of junk food humor! This collection serves up delicious puns, silly scenarios, and sugar-coated jokes centered around our favorite ring-shaped treat. Get ready for a sprinkle of silliness and a whole lot of fun –…

• I tried to make a healthy doughnut, but it was just a glaze of disappointment.
• My doughnut told me a joke, but it was crumby.
• Doughnuts are my comfort food: they always fill the hole in my heart.
• Relationship status: Looking for someone who loves doughnuts as much as I do. Must be okay with sharing, but not the last one.
• Why did the doughnut go to school? To get a hole-some education!
• My dating profile says I’m “well-rounded”: I’m just saying I have a deep appreciation for doughnuts.
• Image Macro: A picture of a brain with a single thought bubble that says: “Donut… or responsibility?”
• I’m not saying I’m addicted to doughnuts, but I just named my firstborn daughter Glazed.
• I saw a group of doughnuts at the gym, they were working on their cores.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner doughnut: Round, sweet, and full of existential dread, with a hole where my self-esteem should be.
• My doughnut and I are having a long-term relationship. We have a very *hole* lot in common!
• I’m not usually this forward, but I’d be in-complete without you… and a doughnut, of course.
• My dating profile says I’m seeking someone well-rounded, but I’m mostly seeking a way to find a doughnut.
• Image Macro: A picture of a doughnut wearing a tiny crown, captioned: “All hail the king of snacks”.
• Why did the doughnut call a priest? It felt unholy.