Father and Son Funny Joke #1
Father : Son, I have received a letter from your school principal. He says that you have become very naughty at school and you put soil into the mouth of one of your friends yesterday?
Son : Yes Father, everybody else was closing their mouths. Only he was opening his mouth.
Father and Son Funny Joke #2
Son : I have a good news father.
Father : What is that good news?
Son : You do not have to buy new books for me this year.
Father : Oh ! your school is distributing free textbooks this year.
Son : No, I have failed this time.
Father and Son Funny Joke #3
Father : Look son, you are totally dull in subtracting numbers. Tell me if I give you five apples and you have eaten one of them then how many apples will you have in your hand?
Son : First you give me the apples, then only I will do the math.
Father and Son Funny Joke #4
Son told his billionaire father
Son : Father, please give me one thousand bucks. I want to start a business. If I invest one thousand bucks, I will have a profit of three hundred bucks.
Father : You take this three hundred bucks and think that this is your profit. You get your profit as well as I have saved seven hundred bucks.
Father and Son Funny Joke #5
Father : Everybody likes a neat and clean surrounding.
Son : But my mother does not like.
Father : How did you know that?
Son : I have eaten some pieces of cakes which were kept yesterday in the fridge and cleaned the fridge, but mother beat me badly.
Father and Son Funny Joke #6
Son speaks to father after reaching home from school
Son: We are going to be rich from tomorrow.
Son : Our teacher told us that he will teach how to convert paisa into rupee.
Father and Son Funny Joke #7
The father is asking his son
Father : What is a desert?
Son : Where nothing grows.
Father : Give an example.
Son : Your hemp head.
Father and Son Funny Joke #8
Father told his son
— God is everywhere.
Son: Is it inside my stomach too?
Father: Yes he is.
Son: Very good, it feels like God wants to eat sweets now, bring it fast
Father and Son Joke #9
Seeing the son crying, the father asked
Father : Why are you crying my son?
Son : My home tutor was ill.
Father : Has he passed away?
Son : No.
Father : Then why are you crying?
Son : From today he is going to take my classes again.
Father and Son Joke #10
Father said to son while eating