150 Best Fall Harvest Jokes and Puns That Will Make You Fall Over Laughing

Ready to fall into laughter? The crisp air, colorful leaves, and pumpkin spice everything aren’t the only things autumn brings. Get ready to harvest some chuckles with our collection of fall harvest jokes and puns!

We’ve gathered the best corny jokes and pun-tastic one-liners to celebrate this season of abundance. Whether you’re looking for some silly entertainment for a fall gathering or just want a good laugh, we’ve got you covered.

Prepare yourself for some truly a-maize-ing humor! Let’s dive into the fun and get ready for some laughs with these fall-themed jokes!

Best Fall Harvest Jokes and Puns That Will Make You Fall Over Laughing

• What do you call a pumpkin that’s a gym buff? A jacked-o-lantern!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• I’m feeling corny, but I can’t help it, it’s the fall harvest season!
• What’s a scarecrow’s favorite drink? Grain-ola!
• My favorite thing about autumn is the change of season, but I also like the foliage. I’m a bit of a leaf-er.
• I tried to make a squash pun, but it just kept getting gourd-awful.
• Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the salad dressing!
• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
• I went to a harvest festival and all I got was this pun-derful feeling.
• I told my friend to enjoy the autumn air, he replied “I’m trying, but it’s a bit crisp!”
• The farmer was so good at his job, he was absolutely reaping the benefits.
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
• Why are harvest jokes always so a-maize-ing? Because they’re full of corny humor!
• It’s not easy being a scarecrow. You have to be outstanding in your field. It’s a tough job.
• I’m so excited for the fall harvest, I can barely contain my enthusiasm. I’m practically bursting at the seams like a ripened gourd!

Fall Harvest Jokes: Getting to the Root of the Humor

Fall harvest jokes? They’re a-maize-ing! We’re not just talking about corny puns here, folks. There’s a rich vein of humor to be mined from the season’s bounty, from root vegetables to gourds. These jokes get to the *root* of it all, playing on familiar harvest themes with a lighthearted touch….

• I’m not sure what to carve on my pumpkin this year, maybe I’ll go with a ‘scare-free’ design.
• My attempts at harvesting my garden were a bit of a squash-buckle, I think I need a ‘plant-bassador’ to guide me.
• What do you call a pumpkin that’s a smooth talker: A suave squash.
• I’m not saying my scarecrow is dramatic, but it’s always throwing a little shade.
• I tried to make a scarecrow, but it just wasn’t very a-maize-ing.
• The corn stalks in my field are so tall, they’re practically reaching for the ‘sky-husks’.
• My apple picking skills are a bit rotten, I keep ending up with a basket full of ‘core-rupt’ fruit.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with a butternut squash, but it was too thick-skinned to understand.
• What do you call a pumpkin that’s always telling secrets: A real seed-y character.
• My fall harvest is so bountiful, I’m practically living in a ‘corn-ucopia’ of produce.
• I’m thinking of starting a support group for people who are overwhelmed by the fall harvest, we’ll call it ‘The Gourd-ian Angels’.
• Why did the farmer get an award: For being outstanding in his field, and having a ‘reap-ly’ good harvest.
• I’m not sure what to do with all these gourds, maybe I’ll start a ‘gourd-geous’ art exhibit.
• My fall-themed playlist is a mix of acoustic guitar and rustling leaves; I call it my ‘autumn-atic’ relaxation mix.
• What do you call a scarecrow who loves to dance: A straw-some mover.

Pumpkin Patch Puns: A Gourd-geous Collection

Looking for some fall-tastic fun? “Pumpkin Patch Puns” is your go-to guide! This gourd-geous collection is packed with hilarious harvest jokes and puns that’ll have you in stitches. From corny corn jokes to squash-tastic one-liners, it’s the perfect way to celebrate the season and share some laughs with family and…

• My pumpkin carving skills are so good, they’re practically a gourd-ian of the galaxy, protecting the porch from all things spooky.
• I’m not a pumpkin scientist, but I think this one has some real mass a-peel, it’s just so darn round and orange.
• I tried to make a joke about a pumpkin spice latte, but it was a bit too basic, like a fall-flavored cliché.
• My pumpkin’s so dramatic, it keeps asking for its close-up, or maybe it’s just trying to get a good angle for its gourd-geous face.
• I’m feeling pretty pun-king today, ready to squash all the competition, and maybe bake a pie later.
• This pumpkin is so zen, it’s practically a gourd-ian of tranquility, radiating chill vibes and autumn serenity.
• I’m not sure what to carve on my pumpkin this year, maybe I’ll go with a ‘scare-free’ design, a real friendly face for the porch.
• My pumpkin’s got a real zest for life; it’s quite the zest-o’-lantern, always ready for a good time and a lot of laughs.
• This pumpkin is so sweet, it gives me a gourd-ache, but in a good way, like a sugar rush of autumn vibes.
• I’m not saying my pumpkin is a diva, but it does demand a specific lighting setup, and a lot of praise.
• My pumpkin is so well-traveled, it’s got a real gourd-wide perspective, having seen the world from the comfort of the patch.
• I decided to enter my pumpkin in a beauty contest, it’s got serious curb a-peel, and I think it has a good chance of winning.
• My pumpkin is so musically inclined, it’s always in tune with the season, and it’s got a great pumpkin-spice rhythm.
• I’m not sure if my pumpkin carving is a masterpiece or just a squash-terpiece of errors, but I’m proud of the effort.
• My pumpkin is so eco-friendly; it’s always trying to reduce its carbon footprint, or should I say, seed-print, it’s a real sustainability superstar.

Apple Picking Puns: Core-dially Funny

Looking for some fall fun? Then get ready to be *a-peel-ing* with “Apple Picking Puns: Core-dially Funny”! This collection is packed with hilarious wordplay, perfect for the season of crisp air and cozy sweaters. From “apple-solutely” ridiculous to “unbe-leaf-able” groaners, these puns will have you laughing all the way to…

• I’m feeling apple-solutely fantastic this season.
• Let’s have an apple-solutely great time picking today.
• This apple picking trip is the core of my fall fun.
• I’ve got a feeling this apple picking day will be fruitful.
• I’m not sure what’s more a-peel-ing, the apples or the crisp air.
• These apples are so good; they’re practically apple-solutely perfect.
• My apple picking skills are pretty good; I’m a real core-dination master.
• I’m trying to stay calm, but I’m apple-solutely excited about this harvest.
• This apple picking adventure is going to be a real pick-me-up.
• I’m not sure what’s more delicious, the fresh apples or the cider afterwards, it’s a real apple-tizing dilemma.
• This apple picking day is a real slice of fall heaven.
• I’m not saying I’m an apple expert, but I do know a thing or two about finding the best ones, it’s a real core competence.
• I think I’m going to have a really good time; I’m feeling apple-tastic about today’s picking.
• I’ve got a feeling this apple picking trip is going to be a real bushel of fun.
• I went apple picking and it was a real core memory, I’m already planning my next trip.

Corn Maze Jokes: Getting Lost in Laughter

Fall’s here, and so are the corny jokes! But let’s get lost in the *literal* corn – corn mazes, that is! “Getting Lost in Laughter” isn’t just about the puns; it’s about the goofy predicaments and hilarious misdirections we encounter. Think of it: stalks of laughter, bushels of giggles, and…

• I tried to write a song about a corn maze, but it kept getting corny and I just got lost in the melody.
• My attempt to navigate the corn maze was less a strategic journey and more a series of accidental corn-erings.
• I’m not sure what’s more confusing, the winding paths of the corn maze or my own life choices.
• The corn maze was so confusing, I think I saw a scarecrow giving up and asking for directions.
• The corn stalks were so tall, I felt like I was in a real-life ‘stalk-umentary’.
• I went to the corn maze to find myself, but all I found was a lot of dead ends and a deep love for corn.
• The map of the corn maze was so complex; I think it was designed by a confused squirrel.
• I’m convinced the corn maze is just a giant game of ‘hide and seek’ where the corn is always winning.
• I told my friend I had a great sense of direction, then proceeded to get us lost in the corn maze for three hours.
• I’m not sure if the corn maze is a fun challenge or a metaphor for my ability to make decisions.
• The corn maze is so big, I think I just stumbled into another dimension, or maybe just the snack bar.
• My phone lost signal in the corn maze; I guess I’m off the grid, and off the path.
• The corn maze was so disorienting, I started having conversations with the corn stalks, and they gave surprisingly good advice.
• I went to the corn maze with a GPS, and it just kept saying, “Recalculating… or maybe just give up, you’re surrounded by corn.”
• I tried to make a joke about the corn maze, but it was a bit too corny, and I just kept getting lost in the punchline.

Scarecrow Humor: Standing Out in the Field of Jokes

Fall’s harvest brings not just crops, but corny jokes! Scarecrow humor, with its straw-stuffed silliness, perfectly embodies this season. These jokes aren’t sophisticated, but they’re reliably funny, standing tall (and often awkwardly) in the field of puns. Think of them as the goofy guardians of harvest humor, always ready with…

• My scarecrow is so good at his job, he’s a real field-good protector.
• I asked my scarecrow if he was lonely, he said, “Nah, I’m outstanding in my field.”
• My scarecrow is so dramatic; he’s always throwing shade, especially at the crows.
• My scarecrow’s got a real eye for fashion; he’s always sporting the latest straw trends.
• My scarecrow’s dating profile would say: “Seeking someone who appreciates a good stand and is not easily ruffled.”
• I tried to get my scarecrow to tell a joke, but he just gave me a corny stare.
• My scarecrow is a master of disguise, he can blend in with a cornfield like no other.
• My scarecrow’s dance moves are a little stiff, but he’s got a lot of heart… and straw.
• I think my scarecrow is a bit of a straw-ber, he’s always leaning in the wrong direction.
• My scarecrow’s got a real knack for scaring birds, he’s a true feather-ruffler.
• My scarecrow’s always up for a good challenge; he’s a real field-tested competitor.
• My scarecrow is so organized, he’s got a whole straw-tegy for keeping the crows away.
• I think my scarecrow is a bit of a straw-tist, he’s always creating unique poses in the field.
• My scarecrow’s so quiet, he’s a real straw-vert, preferring the company of the corn.
• My scarecrow’s got a real sense of humor, even if it’s a bit corny and dry.

Thanksgiving Harvest Jokes: Stuffing Yourself with Laughs

Get ready for a cornucopia of chuckles! “Thanksgiving Harvest Jokes: Stuffing Yourself with Laughs” is the perfect addition to your fall festivities. This collection of harvest jokes and puns will have everyone at the table giggling, from the littlest pumpkin to the grandest gourds. It’s the ideal way to spice…

• My family’s Thanksgiving dinner is a real cornucopia of chaos, with everyone talking at once and reaching for the last roll.
• I’m not saying I’m a professional chef, but I can definitely make a mean gravy boat, or at least a very full one.
• Our Thanksgiving is so traditional, we’re still using the same stuffing recipe my great-grandma used in 1892.
• I tried to make a joke about cranberries, but it was a little too tart.
• I’m thankful for stretchy pants, they’re the real MVPs of Thanksgiving dinner.
• My family’s so loud during Thanksgiving, it’s like a real drumstick-up of conversations and laughter.
• I tried to make a pumpkin pie, but it ended up being a real battering ram of a mess.
• My uncle’s famous stuffing recipe is so secret, it’s basically a classified document.
• I’m not saying I ate a lot, but I think I need a wheelbarrow to get me from the table to the couch.
• My Thanksgiving workout consists of lifting a fork, repeatedly.
• I’m not sure why everyone is so obsessed with turkey, I’m all about the mashed potatoes, a real pota-total fan.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with the turkey, but it was just too stuffed to understand.
• My family’s Thanksgiving dinner is so big, it’s a real feast-ivity of flavors and family fun.
• The sweet potatoes at Thanksgiving are so good, they’re practically a candied yam-azing treat.
• I’m so full, I think I need a food coma-mander to help me out.

Fall Harvest Food Puns: A Feast of Funny

Get ready for a cornucopia of chuckles! “Fall Harvest Food Puns: A Feast of Funny” is where autumn’s bounty meets wordplay. Think “peas” of mind and “squash”-ing your worries with laughter. This collection of jokes and puns is the perfect side dish to your fall festivities, guaranteeing a harvest of…

• My squash puns are getting a bit gourd-y: I should probably harvest some new material.
• This corn on the cob is so good, it’s a-maize-ing, I’m feeling corny-fied.
• I’m feeling a little bit nutty today, ready to embrace the autumn with all my acorn-forts.
• I’m not sure what to do with all these pumpkins, maybe I’ll start a ‘gourd-geous’ art exhibit that’s truly pumpkin-credible.
• This apple cider is so crisp, it’s a real apple-solute delight, a cider-ific start to the season.
• I’m trying to get my garden to grow faster, I’ve even started singing to them, but my neighbors think it’s a bit of a petal-ful performance.
• My attempt at making a fall-themed smoothie was a bit of a puree-disaster; I think I added too many unexpected ingredients.
• This year’s harvest is so bountiful, I’m practically living in a corn-ucopia of produce, a real field of dreams.
• My pumpkin spice latte is so good, it’s a real gourd-send, a warm hug in a mug and a real fall-flavored treat.
• I’m not a botanist, but I do know a thing or two about making a garden grow, even if it involves a lot of questionable methods and a bit of wishful thinking.
• I’m not sure what’s more a-peel-ing, the apples or the crisp air, it’s a real autumn-tumn dilemma.
• My scarecrow is so dramatic; he’s always throwing a little shade, but in a very straw-tastic way, always up for a good field day.
• I’m going to start a support group for people who are overwhelmed by the fall harvest, we’ll call it ‘The Gourd-ian Angels’.
• My attempt at making a pumpkin pie was a real batter-ing ram of a mess; I think I need to take a pie-making class.
• This apple picking adventure is going to be a real pick-me-up, a core-tastic day of fun and fresh fruit.

Autumnal Equinox Jokes: Balancing Humor and the Season

As the days and nights reach equal length, so too do the laughs with autumnal equinox jokes! We’re not just talking about pumpkin spice; think puns about falling leaves and harvest time. It’s a perfect balance of seasonal humor, where witty wordplay meets the cozy spirit of fall. Get ready…

• My attempt at making a scarecrow was a bit of a straw-mantic failure; it just wasn’t very a-peel-ing to the crows.
• I’m not saying I’m a pumpkin whisperer, but I did have a very meaningful conversation about the best way to carve a smile.
• This year’s harvest is so good, it’s a real corn-ucopia of deliciousness; I’m feeling so grateful, my heart is full of a-maize-ing joy.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with a corn stalk, but it was just too corny; I guess it’s not very good at multi-tasking.
• My fall-themed playlist is a mix of acoustic guitar and rustling leaves; I call it my ‘autumn-atic’ relaxation mix, a real sound-track to the changing season.
• I’m not sure what to do with all these gourds; maybe I’ll start a ‘gourd-geous’ art exhibit, but I’m worried it will be a bit gourd-y.
• The apples at the orchard were so good; it was a real ‘pick-me-up’ of fruity fun and a core-tastic adventure.
• I’m feeling a little nutty today; ready to embrace the autumn with all my acorn-forts and a whole lot of fall festivities.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award for best actor? Because he was outstanding in his field of work; a real straw-performer.
• My attempt at making a fall-themed cocktail was a bit of a puree-disaster; I think I added too many unexpected ingredients, a real mix-up of flavors.
• I’m not sure why everyone is so obsessed with pumpkin spice, but I suspect it’s a conspiracy by the gourds to take over the world; they’re a real squash-tastic bunch.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with a maple leaf, but it just kept changing color; I guess it’s not very good at keeping things consistent.
• My pumpkin carving skills are so-so; at least I’m trying to be a-maize-ing, it’s a real jack-o’-lantern journey of creativity and a few unexpected slips.
• I’m so excited for the fall season, I’m feeling a-maize-ingly happy and ready to get into the spirit of things.
• I’m not saying I’m a leaf expert, but I do know a thing or two about finding the prettiest ones, it’s a real core-competency of mine.