150 Best Dim Sum Jokes That Will Wonton-ly Make You Laugh

Ready to wok and roll with laughter? If you’re craving a side of humor with your har gow, you’ve come to the right place! We’re serving up a steaming platter of the best dim sum jokes and puns that are guaranteed to leave you wanting more.

Get ready to have your funny bone tickled with our collection of dumpling-related delights.

Prepare for a hilarious journey into the world of bite-sized humor. Let’s get this dim sum pun party started!

Best Dim Sum Jokes That Will Wonton-ly Make You Laugh

• Why did the shrimp dumpling blush? Because it saw the sauce!
• I tried to make a dim sum pun, but it was just wonton.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner dim sum. Now I’m steamed.
• What do you call a sad piece of dim sum? Dumpling down.
• Two dim sum were arguing. It was a heated debate, very steamy.
• I’m reading a book about dim sum. It’s full of juicy details.
• Why did the siu mai cross the road? To get to the other steam basket.
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Har.” “Har who?” “Har you going to eat all that dim sum?”
• I told my friend I was going to open a dim sum restaurant specializing in breakfast items. He said, “That’s a little egg-centric.”
• Dim sum walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” Dim sum replies, “That’s shumai business.”
• What’s a dim sum’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good wok and roll.
• My date said I was acting shellfish. I told her it was because I wanted all the har gow.
• A man orders dim sum but gets the wrong order. He complains, “This isn’t what I wanted, it’s a real bamboo-zle!”
• Don’t trust dim sum that tells secrets, they’re always spilling the tea.
• Why was the dim sum so good at poker? Because it had a good poker face (and a full house of dumplings).

What’s Steaming: The Funniest Dim Sum Jokes

Craving a laugh as much as dumplings? “What’s Steaming: The Funniest Dim Sum Jokes” is your one-stop shop for all things pun-tastic and dim sum related! We’re serving up a heaping portion of wordplay, guaranteed to make you chuckle while you chow down. Get ready for some egg-cellent humor and…

• What do you call a sad piece of dim sum? A dumpling in the dumps.
• Why did the shrimp dumpling blush? It saw the sweet chili sauce.
• I tried to make a dim sum joke, but it was just wonton.
• What’s a dim sum’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good wok and roll.
• Did you hear about the dim sum that went to space? It wanted to explore the wonton-iverse.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal? A bao-d guy.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner dim sum. Now I’m steamed.
• Why did the dim sum start a band? Because it had a lot of wok and roll!
• I’m writing a dim sum cookbook. It’s going to be a real steam-y read.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a secret agent? A sui mai spy.
• What did the shy bowl of dim sum say? Soy sorry!
• Why did the dim sum go to therapy? It had too many steamed-up emotions.
• I saw a dim sum doing yoga: It was really working on its sui-namaste.
• I tried to start a dim sum-themed dating app: It’s called “Steam Mates.”
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a secret agent? The name’s Bao, James Bao.

Bao Down: Dim Sum Puns for Every Palate

Craving a laugh with your har gow? “Bao Down: Dim Sum Puns for Every Palate” is your new go-to! This book is overflowing with clever wordplay and dumpling-related humor that’s guaranteed to steam up your funny bone. Whether you’re a seasoned dim sum devotee or just dipping your toes in,…

• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth talker?: A Persua-sui Mai.
• Why did the dim sum go to the doctor?: It was feeling a little steamed up.
• I tried to make a dim sum joke, but it was just wonton.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a secret agent? James Bao.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner dim sum: Now I’m steamed and ready to be consumed.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal?: A Bao-d Boy.
• I saw a dim sum doing yoga: It was really working on its sui-namaste.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a detective specializing in soup-related crimes? A sui-perintendent.
• What do you call a dim sum that is always right?: Dim-correct.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a fortune teller?: A sui-seer.
• Why did the dim sum start a band? Because it had a lot of wok and roll!
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Har.” “Har who?” “Har you going to eat all that dim sum?”
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a secret agent? The name’s Bao, James Bao.
• I’m writing a dim sum cookbook. It’s going to be a real steam-y read.
• Why did the dim sum go to therapy? It had too many steamed-up emotions.

Siu Mai So Funny: A Collection of Hilarious Dim Sum Jokes

Need a laugh with your har gow? “Siu Mai So Funny” is your perfect companion! This collection serves up a steaming basket of hilarious dim sum jokes and puns. From wonton wisecracks to dumpling zingers, it’s guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you craving more than just delicious…

• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth dancer?: A Wonton Mover.
• I tried to make a joke about har gow, but it was too transparent.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner dim sum: apparently, I need to be bite-sized and easily steamed.
• Dating a dim sum chef: Expect a relationship that’s always steamy.
• Why did the dim sum start a travel blog?: To share its dumpling adventures around the world.
• Two siu mai are sitting in a steamer. One says, “Wow, it’s getting hot in here!” The other replies, “Don’t worry, we’re about to get eaten.”
• I’m starting a dim sum-themed self-help group: It’s all about how to embrace your inner filling.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a fortune teller?: A sui-seer.
• Why did the dim sum go to therapy?: It had too many unresolved folding issues.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal?: A dumpling in disguise.
• I tried to make a dim sum joke, but it was just wonton.
• What’s a dim sum’s favorite type of music?: Steam-punk.
• Why did the dim sum start a band?: It had a lot of wok and roll!
• I made a dim sum-themed escape room, but everyone kept getting steamed.
• My dim sum’s dating profile: Seeking someone who appreciates a good filling and doesn’t mind sharing a bamboo steamer.

Won Ton of Laughs: Puns and Jokes About Dim Sum Dishes

Dive into a delicious world of wordplay with “Won Ton of Laughs”! This collection serves up a steaming platter of puns and jokes centered around your favorite dim sum dishes. Prepare for some serious giggles as you explore clever plays on words, from “har gow” hilarious to “siu mai” side-splitting….

• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal?: A bao-d boy.
• Why did the dim sum go to therapy?: It had too many unresolved folding issues.
• I tried to make a dim sum-themed escape room, but everyone kept getting steamed.
• My dim sum’s dating profile: Seeking someone who appreciates a good filling and doesn’t mind sharing a bamboo steamer.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a secret agent? The name’s Bao, James Bao.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a detective specializing in soup-related crimes? A sui-perintendent.
• Why did the dim sum start a band?: It had a lot of wok and roll!
• I’m starting a dim sum-themed self-help group: It’s all about how to embrace your inner filling.
• Why did the dim sum go to space? It wanted to explore the wonton-iverse.
• Did you hear about the dim sum that went to space? It wanted to explore the wonton-iverse.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a smooth criminal? A dumpling in disguise.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a secret agent? James Bao.
• Why did the dim sum start a travel blog?: To share its dumpling adventures around the world.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a fortune teller?: A sui-seer.
• I tried to make a dim sum joke, but it was just wonton.

Chopstick Comedy: Asian-Inspired Dim Sum Jokes

Craving some laughs with your dim sum? “Chopstick Comedy” dives into the delicious world of Asian-inspired humor, serving up bite-sized jokes and puns. Think dumpling punchlines, bao-tiful wordplay, and egg roll zingers. It’s the perfect companion to your next yum cha, guaranteed to leave you stuffed with laughter and craving…

• I tried to make a dim sum joke, but it was too delicate to handle: It needed a softer touch.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal?: A shrimpster.
• Why did the dim sum go to school?: To become a little more cultured and gain some steam.
• Why did the dim sum blush?: Because it saw the hot sauce.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a therapist for other foods?: A sui-pervisor.
• I’m writing a dim sum-themed self-help book: It’s all about how to find inner peace, one bite at a time.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth talker?: A Persua-sui Mai.
• Why did the dim sum apply for a job as a lifeguard?: It was great at keeping people from drowning in sauce.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a detective specializing in soup-related crimes?: A sui-perintendent.
• I’m starting a dim sum-themed dating app: It’s called “Steam Mates.”
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a fortune teller?: A sui-seer.
• A dim sum walks into a library and asks for books about self-improvement: It wants to work on its fillings.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a comedian?: A dumpling of laughs.
• My dim sum’s dating profile: Seeking someone who appreciates a good filling and doesn’t mind sharing a bamboo steamer.
• Two dim sum were arguing: It was a heated debate, very steamy.

Dim Sum-thing Special: Clever and Witty Puns

Craving a laugh? “Dim Sum-thing Special” is your fortune cookie! This collection serves up a steaming basket of dim sum jokes and puns, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. From “wonton” puns to “siu mai” sillyness, prepare for a delicious dose of wordplay that’s both clever and witty. It’s the…

• What do you call a dim sum that can’t make up its mind?: Wishy Wonton.
• Why did the dim sum go to business school?: To learn about profit and wonton loss.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal?: A con sui-mer.
• I tried to make a joke about xiaolongbao, but it was too juicy to contain.
• Why did the har gow go to therapy?: It had too many layers to unpack.
• What’s a dim sum’s favorite type of math?: Alge-bao.
• Why did the siu mai start a band?: It had the perfect filling for a hit!
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a talented artist?: A sui-realist.
• My dim sum always gives great advice: It’s full of wisdom and fillings.
• What’s a dim sum’s favorite sport?: Table ten-nis.
• I told my friend I was going to a dim sum restaurant: She replied, “Have a dumpling of a time!”
• Why did the dim sum get a time-out?: It was being too steamed.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a secret shopper?: An undercover sui-pervisor.
• I accidentally wore two different socks to the dim sum restaurant: Guess I was having a won ton moment.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a really good therapist?: A sui-pervisor.

From Har Gow to Ha-Ha: Dim Sum Humor You’ll Love

Ready to yum cha and laugh? “From Har Gow to Ha-Ha” is your passport to a delicious world of dim sum humor. Packed with clever puns and silly jokes about your favorite bite-sized treats, this book will have you giggling between dumplings. Get ready for a steaming hot serving of…

• I’m reading a book about the history of dim sum: It’s a very *steamy* read!
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal? A sui mai-nded crook!
• Why did the dim sum get a passport? It wanted to see the world, one dumpling at a time!
• I asked my Siu Mai for life advice: It told me to stay steamed up, and never let anyone flatten my dreams!
• I saw two shrimp dumplings getting married: Apparently, they were soy into each other!
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a know-it-all? An egg-spert!
• I tried to make dim sum at home, but it was a total disaster. I guess you could say it was a dim sum-thing else.
• Why did the dim sum go to the doctor? It was feeling a little steamed up.
• What’s a dim sum’s favorite type of car? A Wonton Wheeler!
• I wanted to make a dim sum-themed escape room, but everyone kept getting steamed!
• Why did the dim sum start a support group? For people with dumpling-related issues!
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a smooth criminal? A con sui-mer!
• My dim sum always gives great advice: It’s full of wisdom and fillings.
• What do you call a dim sum that’s a fortune teller? A sui-seer!
• I’m not saying I’m addicted to dim sum, but I have a separate bank account just for my dumpling cravings!

Dumpling Delight: The Best Dim Sum Jokes Around

Craving a laugh alongside your har gow? “Dumpling Delight” is your perfect companion! We’ve gathered the tastiest dim sum jokes and puns, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. From witty wonton wordplay to clever congee cracks, get ready for a delicious dose of humor that’s sure to leave you feeling…

• What do you call a dim sum that’s a secret agent and also a musician?: James Bao-nd, the Wonton Virtuoso.
• My therapist told me to visualize success. I imagined myself opening a dim sum restaurant and calling it “Steamy Wonders.”
• Why did the har gow become a stand-up comedian?: It had a lot of layers to unpack, one steamed joke at a time.
• I tried to make a dim sum joke, but it was too delicate to handle. It needed a softer touch and some soy sauce.
• Dating a dim sum chef: You know you’re in love when they start customizing dumplings just for you.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a smooth criminal, a musician, and an adventurer?: Sui Mai-k Tyson, the Wonton Explorer.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child. So, I ordered all the dim sum and built a fort out of bamboo steamers.
• What’s a dim sum’s favorite board game?: Clue. It’s all about discovering the hidden fillings.
• I tried to make a dim sum-themed escape room, but everyone kept getting steamed. It was a total wash in the end.
• My dim sum is always so well-behaved; it’s a real model dumpling.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a therapist for other dumplings?: A sui-pervisor.
• My therapist told me to find my inner dim sum: Be bite-sized and easily steamed.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a secret agent?: The name’s Bao, James Bao.
• My dim sum’s dating profile says: Seeking someone who appreciates a good filling and doesn’t mind sharing a bamboo steamer.
• What do you call a bowl of dim sum that’s a fortune teller?: A sui-seer.