150 Best Buffalo Bills Jokes and Memes That Will Make You Shout Hey-ey-ey-ey

Are you a Bills Mafia member needing a good laugh after a nail-biting game? Or maybe you just appreciate some good, clean (mostly!) football humor? Either way, you’ve landed in the right place!

Get ready to dive headfirst into the hilarious world of Buffalo Bills jokes and memes. We’ve compiled the best digs, quips, and relatable content that perfectly captures the Bills experience.

From self-deprecating humor about playoff droughts to celebrating Josh Allen’s superhuman throws, prepare to chuckle your way through this collection of Bills-centric fun!

Best Buffalo Bills Jokes and Memes That Will Make You Shout Hey-ey-ey-ey

• Why did the Buffalo Bills player bring a ladder to the game? He heard they needed to get over the hump!
• Heard Josh Allen is dating a baker. They make a great pair; he throws, she catches the dough.
• What do you call a Buffalo Bills fan with a positive attitude? A rare breed.
• Breaking News: The Bills have signed a psychic receiver! He knows where Allen’s going to throw before Allen does.
• Two Bills fans are walking down the street. One says, “I hope we win this year!” The other replies, “Me too, I’m tired of my ‘Almost Champions’ t-shirt collection.”
• Why did the chicken cross the road in Buffalo? To prove he could do it before the Bills choked. (Sorry, had to!)
• My therapist told me to visualize success. So, I pictured the Bills winning the Super Bowl…and then he charged me double.
• Heard the Bills offensive line started a band. They’re called “The Holding Patterns.”
• Josh Allen walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
• A Bills fan, a Patriots fan, and a Dolphins fan are trapped on a desert island. They find a lamp with a genie who grants each one wish. The Patriots fan wishes to go home. The Dolphins fan wishes to go home. The Bills fan wishes the Patriots and Dolphins fans back on the island so they can have a three-team tournament!
• The Bills’ training camp is so intense, even the water bottles are practicing holding their nerve under pressure.
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite type of math? Long division… because they’ve been dividing by 0 for years in the playoffs.
• Scientist: “We’ve discovered a planet entirely populated by Buffalo Bills fans!” Everyone: “What’s it like?” Scientist: “It’s always next year.”
• I’m not saying the Bills have bad luck, but if they played a home game on Friday the 13th, a black cat would intercept the opening kickoff.
• Bills Mafia member applying for a job: “My greatest weakness? Unwavering optimism, even when faced with statistically improbable outcomes.”

Josh Allen’s Arm: Buffalo Bills Jokes About Our QB

Josh Allen’s arm is legendary, and Bills Mafia knows it! It’s also ripe for hilarious memes. From launching footballs into orbit to accidentally throwing them through goalposts (hypothetically, of course!), the jokes write themselves. We love poking fun at Josh’s rocket arm because, hey, it’s part of what makes him…

• Josh Allen’s arm is so strong, he once threw a football over Ralph Wilson Stadium… and it landed in Toronto.
• Josh Allen’s arm is so powerful, he can throw a football through a snowstorm and it still arrives on time.
• Josh Allen doesn’t throw passes, he launches ballistic missiles disguised as footballs.
• Josh Allen’s arm isn’t just strong, it’s a registered weapon.
• Josh Allen can throw a football so far, it needs a passport.
• Josh Allen’s arm is the reason Buffalo needs a bigger stadium – to accommodate the trajectory of his throws.
• Josh Allen’s pre-game warm-up consists of throwing a football into orbit.
• Josh Allen’s arm is so powerful, he makes opposing defenses call their moms.
• Josh Allen can throw a football faster than the speed of sound… and snow.
• Josh Allen’s arm is why Buffalo has a booming snow removal business: his throws melt the snow on the field.
• Josh Allen can throw a football so hard, it creates its own weather system.
• Josh Allen’s arm is the reason scientists are studying Buffalo’s gravitational pull.
• Josh Allen is so accurate, he can thread a needle… with a football.
• Josh Allen can throw a football through a car wash and it comes out cleaner.
• Josh Allen’s throws have their own area code.

Tailgating Titans: Hilarious Buffalo Bills Memes on Game Day

Bills Mafia, brace yourselves for another hilarious season! “Tailgating Titans” is your go-to for laugh-out-loud Buffalo Bills memes on game day. From epic table-smashing fails to heartfelt Josh Allen adoration, we’ve got it all. Drown your sorrows (or celebrate victories!) with relatable humor that captures the Bills experience perfectly. Let’s…

• Seen on a bumper sticker: “Keep honking, I’m reloading the table.”
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite dessert?: Blue cheese cake.
• The Bills’ new team building exercise: learning how to properly catch a folding table.
• Why did the opposing quarterback bring a snow shovel to the game?: He heard the Bills’ Mafia was going to bury him in the end zone.
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite social media platform?: Face-table.
• Breaking News: Josh Allen signs endorsement deal with local folding table company.
• Image: Josh Allen throwing a football with such force, it’s leaving a trail of blue cheese and wings.
• Heard the Bills are changing their uniform to include a helmet cam: For a POV of the “Table Experience.”
• What do you call a Bills fan who is always right?: Incredibly loud.
• The Bills’ new secret weapon: A Zamboni that resurfaces the field with blue cheese dressing.
• Josh Allen’s favorite pick-up line: “Is your name Siri? Because you auto-complete me.”
• Why did the opposing team bring a ladder to the Bills game?: They heard the Mafia was raising the bar on tailgating.
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite Shakespeare play?: *A Midsummer Night’s Table-ing*.
• The Bills’ new stadium snack: “The Mafia Meatball Sub” – it’s so good, you’ll want to jump through a table.
• Image: A folding table wearing a Bills jersey.

The Drought is Over: Buffalo Bills Jokes Reflecting the Win

After decades of heartbreak, the Bills finally conquered their playoff demons! The “Drought is Over” era unleashed a torrent of hilarious Bills jokes and memes. Suddenly, self-deprecating humor transformed into celebratory jabs at rivals. It was a glorious moment, proving that even in victory, Bills Mafia knows how to keep…

• Heard Josh Allen is now endorsing a local furniture store: Guaranteed to put *any* table through its paces.
• Bills Mafia applying for a job at NASA: Expertise in launching objects into orbit (especially folding tables and wings).
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite type of bread?: A sub-table sandwich.
• The Bills’ new stadium feature: Heated seats… and reinforced tables.
• Why did the folding table start seeing a therapist?: It had too many issues with Bills fans.
• Breaking: The Bills are now offering a “Folding Table Insurance” policy to fans. “Because you never know when the urge will strike.”
• If the Bills were a pizza topping, they’d be blue cheese: A Buffalo staple, loved by some, questioned by many outside the region.
• Why did the opposing team bring a ladder to the Bills game?: They heard the Mafia was raising the bar on tailgating…and table smashing.
• Josh Allen’s arm is so strong, he can throw a football over Niagara Falls… and it lands in Canada, already autographed.
• New rule change proposal: All Bills games now include a designated “Folding Table Zone” for safe smashing.
• Seen on a bumper sticker in Buffalo: “Honk if you’ve ever jumped through a table… responsibly.”
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite fairy tale?: “Jack and the Beanstalk”… because they’re always climbing for the top spot.
• Image: A picture of a snowplow with a Bills logo on it, captioned: “Clearing the path to the Super Bowl.”
• Why did the opposing quarterback bring a map to Buffalo?: He heard the Bills defense was a maze of… snow and pure, unadulterated rage.
• Breaking: The Bills have signed a new punter from Siberia: Can punt a football further in freezing conditions.

Bills Mafia Mayhem: Wildest Buffalo Bills Memes We Love

Dive headfirst into the glorious chaos of Bills Mafia Mayhem! We’re talking tables, ketchup, and unwavering, slightly unhinged loyalty. This collection celebrates the wildest, funniest Buffalo Bills memes that capture the spirit of the Mafia. Get ready to laugh at Josh Allen’s superhuman feats and the glorious absurdity that defines…

• Heard the Bills hired a financial advisor for the Mafia: He specializes in maximizing returns on table investments.
• The Bills’ new stadium amenity: A designated “Ketchup and Mustard Application Zone” for optimal wing consumption.
• Why did the opposing team bring a first-aid kit to the Bills game?: They heard the Mafia was going to give them a *table* pounding.
• What do you call a Bills fan who’s also a librarian?: A book-table enthusiast.
• Bills’ new defensive strategy: Intimidating the opposing quarterback with tales of Buffalo winters and folding table fatalities.
• Why did Josh Allen bring a ladder to the autograph session?: He heard the fans’ expectations were sky-high.
• Heard the Bills’ new team building exercise is competitive wing-eating: May the best wingman win.
• If the Bills were a spice, they’d be Frank’s RedHot: They put that *ish* on everything!
• Seen on a bumper sticker in Buffalo: “Honk if you’ve ever smashed a table… responsibly.”
• The Bills’ new offensive play is called “The Table Leap”: It’s risky, but the payoff is legendary.
• Josh Allen’s new endorsement: A snowmobile company. “Conquer any terrain, just like I conquer defenses.”
• Why did the opposing team bring a snowplow to the Bills game?: They heard the Mafia was going to bury them in the end zone…with snow.
• What’s Josh Allen’s favorite type of furniture?: Folding tables.
• The Bills are so good at tailgating, they could cater a five-star restaurant out of the back of a pickup truck… using only a propane tank and a dream.
• Image: A folding table wearing a helmet and pads, looking determined. Caption: Ready for game day.

Broken Tables and Broken Hearts: Self-Deprecating Buffalo Bills Jokes

Buffalo Bills fans know the pain, but we also know how to laugh about it! “Broken Tables and Broken Hearts” dives into the self-deprecating humor that only a Bills Mafia member can truly appreciate. From playoff woes to questionable coaching decisions, we turn our tears into memes. After all, if…

• Bills Mafia application form: “Do you have a high tolerance for both wings and disappointment?”
• Heard the Bills got a new chef for the stadium: Specializes in blue cheese and last-minute heartbreak.
• The Bills’ new team building exercise: Learning to assemble IKEA furniture…before jumping through it.
• Seen on a Buffalo bumper sticker: “My blood type is Blue Cheese Positive.”
• What do you call a Bills fan who can predict the future?: A table-seer.
• The Bills new uniform design: A camouflage pattern made of folding tables.
• Why did the table cross the road? Because the Bills were coming.
• Bills’ new strategy: Trading for a kicker from Siberia. “He’s used to the cold, and the pressure.”
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite flower?: A bluebonnet…or any flower you can throw through a table.
• Heard the Bills hired a meteorologist as their new offensive coordinator: Specializes in Hail Marys.
• The Bills’ new team motto: “Faith, hope, and a folding table.”
• What do you call a Bills fan who’s always right?: Loud.
• Seen on a Buffalo bumper sticker: “Honk if you’ve ever questioned your life choices after a Bills loss.”
• Bills’ new stadium snack: “The Wide Right Wing” – a spicy reminder of what could have been.
• The Bills new team building exercise is a competitive folding table assembly contest.

Beyond the Field: Buffalo Bills Jokes and Local Culture

Beyond the hilarious memes, Buffalo Bills jokes are a vibrant thread in the fabric of Western New York. They’re more than just gags; they’re a coping mechanism, a bonding ritual, and a testament to the unwavering loyalty of Bills Mafia. Through humor, we celebrate our resilience, our shared history, and…

• Heard the Bills’ new stadium will have heated sidewalks… for easier table smashing in winter.
• What’s a Buffalo Bills fan’s favorite board game?: Tabletop Simulator.
• Why did the table apply for a job with the Bills?: It heard they were looking for someone who could take a hit.
• Seen on a bumper sticker in Orchard Park: “Honk if you’ve ever felt the urge to jump through a perfectly good table.”
• What do you call a Bills fan who’s also a meteorologist?: A snow-table forecaster.
• I tried to write a Bills joke, but it kept getting flagged for excessive table smashing.
• Josh Allen’s favorite magic trick: Making defenses disappear into a blizzard of snow and broken dreams.
• The Bills’ new team-building exercise: A competitive wing-eating contest judged by Guy Fieri.
• Heard the Bills are offering a new stadium package: Tickets + a complimentary folding table + bail money.
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite bedtime story?: Goldilocks and the Three Tables.
• Why did the chicken cross the New York state line?: To get to the Bills tailgate party.
• What do you call a group of Bills fans singing Christmas carols?: A table of contents.
• Heard the Bills are changing their team motto to “In Allen We Trust… and Tables We Bust.”
• I asked a genie for the Bills to win the Super Bowl. He gave me two wishes.
• The Bills’ new training camp drill: Practicing how to stay warm while shirtless in sub-zero temperatures.

AFC East Antics: Buffalo Bills Memes About Division Rivals

Bills Mafia loves a good laugh, especially at the expense of their AFC East rivals! “AFC East Antics” collects the funniest memes roasting the Dolphins’ sunburnt fans, the Jets’ revolving door of quarterbacks, and the Patriots’ post-Brady struggles. It’s all in good fun (mostly), fueled by Buffalo’s long-standing divisional rivalries…

• The Jets’ new stadium snack: “Almost-a-Playoff Popcorn” – It smells great, but disappears before the second quarter.
• If the Patriots were a spice, they’d be salt: basic and bland.
• Miami Dolphins: Where the only thing wetter than the field is the fanbase after another loss.
• Josh Allen’s new endorsement deal: A snowplow company. “Clearing the path to victory… or at least the grocery store.”
• Heard the Jets hired a new interior designer. The entire locker room is now a folding table motif.
• What’s a Patriots fan’s favorite social media platform?: Ringed-In.
• The Dolphins’ new team building exercise involves learning to swim against the current…of reality.
• Seen on a bumper sticker in Foxborough: “I brake for dynasty flashbacks.”
• If the Jets were a weather pattern, they’d be a brief glimmer of sunshine followed by a long period of overcast skies and disappointment.
• The Patriots’ new stadium feature: A Bill Belichick robot that just stares intensely at you.
• The Dolphins’ new quarterback’s favorite song: “Under the Sea” (because that’s where their playoff hopes are).
• What’s a Jets fan’s favorite type of car?: A tow truck, because they’re always getting pulled out of the cellar.
• Patriots’ new team motto: “We’re not rebuilding, we’re…strategically acquiring future draft picks…from other teams.”
• Heard the Dolphins are consulting a marine biologist to help them find a winning strategy: He said to just swim in circles and hope for the best.
• Josh Allen’s new pre-game ritual: a staring contest with a snowstorm.

From Losers to Legends: Evolution of Buffalo Bills Jokes

Buffalo Bills jokes used to sting, didn’t they? Rooted in crushing Super Bowl defeats, they were brutal. But something shifted. The Bills Mafia’s resilient spirit and self-deprecating humor transformed the narrative. Now, the jokes are almost a badge of honor, a testament to unwavering loyalty and a team that, despite…

• Bills fans are so dedicated, they’ve already pre-smashed all the tables at IKEA in anticipation of the next playoff run.
• Seen on a Buffalo dating app: “Looking for someone to share my wings with… and not judge my folding table enthusiasm.”
• Heard the Bills are installing a heated parking lot at the stadium: to keep the blue cheese dip from freezing during tailgates.
• The Bills’ new team building exercise is a competitive snow angel making contest.
• What’s Josh Allen’s favorite type of garden? A table setting!
• Breaking: The Bills have signed a sponsorship deal with a local chiropractor: to handle all the whiplash from those rollercoaster games.
• If the Bills were a breakfast cereal, they’d be “Cheerios”: consistently good, but never quite the frosted flakes.
• Bills’ new travel strategy: Opposing quarterbacks are now required to take a snowmobile from the airport to the stadium.
• What’s a Bills fan’s favorite type of shoe?: Table runners.
• The Bills Mafia application now includes: “Please submit a 500-word essay on your favorite folding table smashing technique.”
• Why did the chicken cross the road in Buffalo?: Because it heard there was a better tailgate party on the other side.
• Josh Allen’s arm is so strong, he can throw a football over Lake Erie… and it lands in Canada with a Tim Hortons coffee.
• What is a Bills fan’s favorite social media platform?: Instatable.
• Breaking: The Bills are now offering “Emotional Support Tables” for fans at the stadium. Comes with a helmet and a disclaimer.
• Heard the Bills are replacing the field goal net with a giant folding table: For a more dramatic visual.