150 Best Iowa Jokes and Puns So Corny They’re Amaizing

Ever feel like the Midwest is a bit… corny? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re diving headfirst into a field of hilarious Iowa jokes and puns! Get ready for some rib-tickling humor inspired by the Hawkeye State.

From rolling hills to state fair fun, Iowa provides plenty of fodder for laughs. Whether you’re an Iowan born and bred or just visiting, these puns are guaranteed to bring a smile. Prepare for some good old-fashioned, pun-tastic fun!

Best Iowa Jokes and Puns So Corny They’re Amaizing

• Why did the corn go to therapy? It had too many stalks in its past.
• I tried to explain Iowa’s state bird to my friend, but he just didn’t hawk it.
• My favorite thing about Iowa is that it’s always in a-maize-ing shape.
• Iowa’s known for its butter, but I prefer my jokes churned out fresh.
• What do you call an Iowa farmer who loves to dance? A corn-ographer.
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity in Iowa. It’s impossible to put down, the plot is just so grounded.
• “I’m feeling Iowa-ful today,” said nobody ever… except maybe a really enthusiastic tourist.
• Why did the tornado avoid Iowa? It heard the state was already pretty wound up.
• Iowa: Where the only thing flatter than the land is my attempt at a pick-up line.
• A visitor asked a farmer, “Is it always this quiet here?” The farmer replied, “Yep, even louder sometimes.”
• I saw a cow wearing a tiny hat in Iowa, it was udderly ridiculous.
• My friend told me he was moving to Iowa for the calm. I told him, “Don’t get too carried away by the wind.”
• Heard about the Iowa politician who opened a bakery? His campaign slogan was, “Let’s make Iowa knead better.”
• I tried to make a map of Iowa out of corn. It was a-maize-ingly difficult and a little corny.
• Why don’t they play poker in Iowa? Too many people have a good hand because of all that corn.

Iowa’s Corn-tastic Comedy: Jokes and Puns

Iowa’s humor scene is surprisingly corny, and we mean that in the best way! From dad jokes about corn mazes to puns about being “a-maize-ing,” Iowa embraces its agricultural roots with lighthearted wit. Expect plenty of ear-to-ear grins and maybe a groan or two – it’s all part of the…

• Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to the cornfield? He heard the jokes were getting a little too high off the cob.
• Iowa’s state bird should be the combine: always out there harvesting the laughs.
• I tried to write a song about Iowa’s landscape, but it was a little too… flat, needed a better chorus of corn.
• What do you call an Iowa corn stalk that’s also a comedian? A real ear-tickler.
• An Iowan walks into a library and asks for books about excitement. The librarian whispers, “Check out the agriculture section”.
• I’m not saying Iowa is flat, but you can see the curvature of the earth by staring at a cornfield long enough.
• Iowa’s idea of a wild night is a thunderstorm that doesn’t knock over the corn.
• Why did the Iowa scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field, and a real straw-some fella.
• I tried to make a joke about Iowa’s state fair, but it was a little too… corny.
• An Iowa chef’s favorite seasoning? A little bit of ‘farm-fresh’ flavor.
• What do you call a group of Iowa farmers having a meeting? A corn-ference.
• Iowa’s weather forecast: Expect sunshine, then corn, then more sunshine, then more corn, maybe a little rain, and definitely some corn.
• Why was the Iowa corn so good at poker? It always had a full house, or field, rather.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I moved to Iowa and started playing in a sandbox… or rather, a corn sandbox.
• Iowa: Where the sunsets are golden, the people are friendly, and the jokes are always a little bit… corny, but we love it.

Hawkeye Humor: Iowa-Themed Jokes

Ever heard a joke about a cornfield so tall it blocks out the sun? That’s Iowa humor for you! “Hawkeye Humor” dives deep into the state’s quirks, from the obsession with college sports to the endless fields. These jokes and puns are a lighthearted way Iowans poke fun at themselves…

• Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to the library? He heard the books were on a higher shelf of corn-tents.
• I tried to write a song about Iowa, but it was too flat: it needed a better key of corn.
• What’s an Iowan’s favorite type of jewelry? Corn-elian beads.
• An Iowaan walks into a bakery and asks for a dozen donuts. The baker says, “Regular or corn-filled?”
• I told my friend I was going to visit Iowa, he said, “Prepare for a-maize-ing views.”
• Why did the Iowa corn get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field, a real grain-d leader.
• My favorite thing about Iowa? The way the fields stretch on and on, it’s a real horizon-tal experience with a touch of corn.
• What do you call an Iowa pig that’s also a comedian? A real ham-ateur, but he always delivers the goods.
• Iowa’s state motto should be: “We’re not going to lie, we’re pretty corny.”
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I moved to Iowa and started building a fort out of corn stalks.
• Why don’t Iowaans ever get lost? They have a good sense of direction, or at least their cornrows do.
• I tried to make a joke about Iowa’s wind, but it just blew right past me: it was a breezy situation.
• An Iowan’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Corn That Could.”
• Iowa’s idea of a scenic drive is driving through a cornfield, then another cornfield, then another cornfield… you get the picture.
• What do you call an Iowan who can’t stop talking about agriculture? A real crop-top enthusiast.

Puns of the Prairie: Iowa Wordplay

Ever heard a corn joke so good it made you *stalk* with laughter? That’s the heart of “Puns of the Prairie: Iowa Wordplay”! This collection isn’t just about corny jokes; it’s a celebration of Iowa’s unique charm through wordplay. Get ready for puns as fertile as the fields themselves, a…

• I tried to write a song about Iowa’s landscape, but it was too flat, needed a better bass line and a whole lot of corn.
• Why don’t they play hide and seek in Iowa cornfields? Because good luck finding a place to hide, it’s all ears out there.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I moved to Iowa and started having a real field day.
• Heard about the Iowa farmer who started a dating app? It was designed to find your “ideal stalk”.
• Iowa’s weather is like a surprise party, you never know when it’s going to rain on your parade or bring some sun-shine.
• What do you call an Iowan who loves to shop? A real corny-copia of a customer.
• I went to an Iowa farmers market and asked for something with a little elevation. They just pointed to the corn stalks.
• Why did the Iowa scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field, a real straw-tegic leader.
• I tried to make a joke about Iowa’s wind, but it just blew over my head; it was a breezy situation, or should I say, “corn-y” situation.
• An Iowan walks into a library and asks for books about excitement. The librarian whispers, “Check out the agriculture section, it’s a real page-turner.”
• Relationship status: In a complicated relationship with Iowa’s unpredictable weather patterns and even more predictable cornfields.
• I tried to learn about Iowa history, but I kept getting bogged down in the details… it was a real grain-d situation.
• Iowa’s state motto should be: “We’re not going to lie, we’re pretty corny and flat”.
• What’s an Iowan’s favorite type of jewelry? Corn-elian beads, they’re always in season.
• Why did the Iowa corn get a promotion? It was outstanding in its row, a real leader of the field.

Dairy Funny: Milk and Cheese Jokes in Iowa

Looking for laughs in the Hawkeye State? “Dairy Funny” delivers! This collection of milk and cheese jokes adds a creamy twist to Iowa’s humor scene. From cheesy puns to udderly ridiculous one-liners, it’s a guaranteed giggle-fest for anyone who appreciates a good dairy-related dad joke, proving Iowa’s got more than…

• Why did the Iowa cheese go to therapy? It had too many whey-ted issues.
• Iowa cows are so good at their jobs, they’re truly outstanding in their field, or should I say, pasture?
• What do you call an Iowan dairy farmer who’s also a magician? A real milk-sionary.
• Heard about the Iowa cheese that became a detective? It was great at solving curd cases.
• I tried to make a joke about Iowa’s dairy industry, but it was too cheesy.
• Iowa’s butter is so good, it’s udderly divine.
• My favorite thing about Iowa? All the cheese, it’s whey better than anywhere else.
• What’s an Iowa cow’s favorite type of music? Moo-sic, of course.
• An Iowan farmer’s favorite saying? “Don’t cry over spilled milk… unless it’s really good Iowa milk.”
• Why don’t Iowa cows ever get lost? They have a great sense of direction, or should I say, a great sense of pasture?
• Iowa milk is so fresh, it’s practically still mooing.
• What did the Iowa cheese say to the cracker? You make me feel so grate!
• Why did the Iowa cheese win an award? It was so sharp and cultured.
• I asked an Iowan for directions to the dairy farm. They said, “Just follow the moo-vement.”
• Iowa’s dairy products are so good, they’re the cream of the crop, or should I say, the cream of the pasture?

State Fair Funnies: Iowa-Specific Jokes

Looking for a laugh only an Iowan could truly appreciate? Dive into “State Fair Funnies”! This collection of Iowa-specific jokes and puns captures the unique spirit of the fair, from butter cow puns to corn dog calamities. It’s a hilarious celebration of all things Iowa, perfect for sharing around a…

• Why did the Iowan farmer bring a trampoline to the cornfield? He heard the crops were having a growth spurt.
• Iowa’s state bird should be the combine harvester, always out there making a clean sweep of the fields.
• I tried to make a joke about Iowa’s dairy industry, but it was too cheesy, and I didn’t want to milk it.
• An Iowan walks into a library and asks for books about suspense; the librarian points to the weather section.
• What do you call an Iowan who’s always telling jokes about farming? A real crop-comic.
• Iowa’s idea of a thrilling adventure: driving through a different county with slightly different cornfields.
• I tried to write a song about Iowa’s landscape, but it was too flat, needed a better baseline of corn.
• Why was the Iowan scarecrow so good at his job? He was outstanding in his field, and a real straw-tegic thinker.
• What’s an Iowan’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good ‘field’ to it.
• Iowa’s state motto should be: “We’re not going to lie, we’re pretty good at growing corn, and that’s okay with us.”
• An Iowan walks into a bakery and asks for a cake. The baker says, “We have chocolate, vanilla, and corn flavored.”
• Why did the Iowan bring a ladder to the library? He heard the books on agriculture were on a higher shelf.
• I tried to explain Iowa’s charm to a city slicker, but he just didn’t understand the allure of endless cornfields.
• What do you call a group of Iowa cows having a party? A herd gathering.
• Iowa’s weather forecast: Expect sunshine, then rain, then more sunshine, then more rain, and always a gentle breeze rustling the corn.

Iowa Weather Woes: Humorous Takes

Iowa weather, a real comedian! One minute it’s a balmy breeze, the next a blizzard’s blowing through. “Iowa Weather Woes” is where we laugh instead of cry, turning unpredictable conditions into hilarious jokes and puns. From “corn-fused” forecasts to “hay-larious” hailstorms, we find humor in every drop of rain (or…

• Iowa weather is like a surprise party you didn’t RSVP for, it shows up uninvited and often with a lot of rain.
• They say Iowa has four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
• My Iowa weather app has a “corn-firmation” setting: if the sun is out, it’s probably a lie.
• Iowa: where the wind chill factor is just a suggestion, not a guarantee of how cold you’ll actually feel.
• I tried to predict Iowa’s weather, but it changed its mind faster than a toddler with a toy.
• Iowa’s weather is so unpredictable, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book where all the endings are just slightly different shades of gray.
• If you don’t like the weather in Iowa, just wait 15 minutes…or a week…or maybe until next year, it’s a toss up.
• I’m convinced Iowa weather is sentient; it enjoys messing with everyone’s outdoor plans.
• Iowa: where the humidity is so thick, you can practically chew it.
• They say Iowa has a “gentle breeze,” but what they mean is “a wind that tries to steal your hat.”
• My Iowa weather forecast today? Expect some sun, some rain, and a 100% chance of corn-fusion.
• Iowans don’t tan, we just rust from the humidity.
• Iowa: where the only thing more persistent than the corn is the wind.
• Iowa weather is like a game of roulette, but instead of red or black, it’s sun or a sudden downpour.
• Iowa: where you can experience all four seasons in a single afternoon… sometimes all at once.

Des Moines Delights: City-Based Iowa Jokes

“Des Moines Delights” offers a hilarious, hyper-local twist to Iowa humor! Forget cornfields, this collection focuses on the city, finding funny in everything from the skywalks to the state fair. Get ready for jokes about downtown parking and the Des Moines Register, proving that even Iowa’s capital has its own…

• Why did the Des Moines accountant love visiting the art center? He heard their exhibits had great balance sheets.
• A Des Moines resident’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “capital” beat.
• Heard about the Des Moines chef who only cooked with local ingredients? His dishes were a real “farm-to-fork”-tress.
• What do you call a Des Moines librarian who loves to travel? A book-ing agent.
• Des Moines is so friendly, even the potholes wave at you as you drive by.
• Why did the Des Moines cyclist bring a map to the farmers market? He heard the produce was on a different route.
• A Des Moines comedian’s favorite joke? Anything that can get a “city” laugh.
• My Des Moines neighbor said his favorite hobby was urban planning; he called it his “city-scape” of mind.
• What’s a Des Moines weather forecaster’s favorite saying? “Expect a mix of sun, clouds, and a chance of… more city.”
• Why did the Des Moines musician bring a ladder to the concert? He heard the music was reaching new heights in the city.
• I tried to write a song about Des Moines, but it was too… well, it was a very city-centric melody.
• Des Moines: where the local news is always a little bit… “city-news-ical.”
• What do you call a Des Moines politician who loves to garden? A real “city-cultivator.”
• Des Moines is so vibrant, it’s like a small town with big city dreams, or should I say, “city-scapes”?
• I went to a Des Moines cafe and asked for something strong. They gave me a coffee and said, “This city will brew you away.”

Iowa’s Pig-turesque Puns: Farm Animal Humor

Iowa’s got a knack for humor, especially when it comes to farm animals! “Pig-turesque Puns” are a prime example, showcasing the state’s love of all things agricultural with clever wordplay. From “udderly” hilarious cow jokes to sheepish puns, Iowa’s humor is as homegrown and hearty as its corn. You’ll be…

• Why did the Iowan pig refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to get sand in his ham-per.
• Iowa cows are known for their great moosic taste; they only listen to the top of the pasture charts.
• What do you call a pig that’s always up for a challenge in Iowa? A real ham-bassador of adventure.
• An Iowan sheep’s favorite game? Anything that involves ewe-nique challenges.
• Why did the chicken cross the Iowa cornfield? To prove he wasn’t chicken of the tall stalks.
• Heard about the Iowan farmer who trained his pigs to paint? They were creating true swine art.
• What’s an Iowan goose’s favorite game? Red light, green light… but mostly green light.
• Iowa goats are so good at yoga, they can do a perfect pasture pose.
• My Iowan friend tried to teach his cow to play the piano, it turned out to be a real moo-sical prodigy.
• Why did the rooster win an award in Iowa? For his out-standing crow-formance.
• What do you call a group of Iowan ducks having a meeting? A quack-er barrel session.
• Iowa horses are so fast, they can outrun the wind… or at least the wind chill.
• An Iowan turkey’s favorite subject in school? Gobble-ography, of course.
• Why did the Iowan pig start a band? He had a great oink-stral sound.
• What do you call an Iowan cow that’s also a detective? A real moo-stery solver.