Husband: Earlier the municipality used to carry the dogs of the dogs, but today I saw that they were carrying some donkeys.
Wife: That’s why I tell you, don’t get out of the house
Husband: Lawyer, I have to file a case against my wife.
Lawyer: Why that?
Husband: My wife always throws something at me.
Lawyer: How many years have you been married?
Husband: Six years
Lawyer: Then why are you there today? Should have come earlier.
Husband: For the first time today, my wife’s target was right
The doctor examines a married man and says
You need a lot of rest at night, I give some sleeping pills, feed my wife daily